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#1517 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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People call me an asshole. I could take lessons on being an asshole from Harlan Ellison.
I could prolly take a lesson from a lot of people on a lot of things. I'm not a particularly good person.
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#1518 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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You ain't nearly as bad as you think you are.
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#1519 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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We can easily find worse than you brother.
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#1520 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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You could much more easily find someone better.
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#1521 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I don't know what I ever did to 2018, but, everything after February has been one long, continuous kick square in the nuts.
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#1522 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Of course, easily find somebody better than anyone I've ever known.
The truth is in how easily and how many I can find worse than someone. In your case not so easy, and not so many, I think. You retired too young, only really rich people can pull that off without becoming bored and unhappy.
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#1523 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life died on July 5. Charlotte Rae was 92.
Her fish was bone cancer.
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#1524 |
Rapscallion
Join Date: Aug 2016
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I would be ecstatic to make 82.
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#1525 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Sam Kinison said "Ya shouldn't be a life pig. Check out about 60, leave a good-looking corpse. People walking by your casket saying "Geez, he looks great doesn't he?"
There's gonna hafta be some sort of world-shift for me to make 82.
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#1526 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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My limit is 62. I'll be signing off then.
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#1527 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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WTF, and leave all that Social Security and Medicare on the table? Let the bastards win? C'mon Bro stick around.
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#1528 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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It's a family tradition.
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#1529 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Remember Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart? Pro wrestler? Made a living being thrown around and throwing people around.
Fell and hit his head at home. He was 63
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#1530 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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Undisputed Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin, 76, fuck cancer
Mama played Aretha records a lot when I was a kid. |
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