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ZenGum · 10-19-2011, 07:48 AM

Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again.

infinite monkey · 10-19-2011, 07:50 AM

Oh, and I just realized Zanesville isn't THAT far from my brother's cottage in H Hills, and if the animules escaped into the heavily wooded areas.

My whole family is going there this weekend. I'll let you know if I see a giraffe.

May sound crazy, but I'm not letting the nieces wander the trails alone. I wonder if my brother will let me carry his shotgun?

infinite monkey · 10-19-2011, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again.

Yes, you may be right.

What do you think? Infinite Dove? Infinite Manatee? Infinite Puppy?

HungLikeJesus · 10-19-2011, 07:52 AM

Yes, but it won't be loaded.

Trilby · 10-19-2011, 07:53 AM

you know there's a panther roaming around north dayton, don't you?

infinite monkey · 10-19-2011, 07:55 AM

There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?

Aliantha · 10-19-2011, 07:55 AM

I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.

infinite monkey · 10-19-2011, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Yes, but it won't be loaded.

I'll beat the bear to death with the butt of the gun. Not even a wild tiger or lion wants to mess with a perimenopausal depressive with anxiety attacks and years of pent-up anger.

HungLikeJesus · 10-19-2011, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.

Journalists today... the standards have hit bottom.

ZenGum · 10-19-2011, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?

Well, when a mummy panther and a daddy panther like each other very much ...

Aliantha · 10-19-2011, 08:00 AM

There were quite a few errors in that piece, but that was the funniest. I thought the tv in Africa thing was funny too. lol

Spexxvet · 10-19-2011, 09:12 AM

They found the perp

glatt · 10-19-2011, 09:19 AM

nah, it was this guy.

Lamplighter · 10-20-2011, 09:07 AM

USA Today
Study: Teens' IQ may fluctuate over time

Well, duh !

GunMaster357 · 10-20-2011, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

USA Today
Study: Teens' IQ may fluctuate over time

Well, duh !

What did they take besides the tests?
Alcohol? Pot? Crack?

10-19-2011, 07:48 AM	#1546
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-19-2011, 07:52 AM	#1549
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Yes, but it won't be loaded. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-19-2011, 07:53 AM	#1550
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	you know there's a panther roaming around north dayton, don't you? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-19-2011, 07:55 AM	#1552
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-19-2011, 08:00 AM	#1556
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There were quite a few errors in that piece, but that was the funniest. I thought the tv in Africa thing was funny too. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-19-2011, 07:50 AM	#1547
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh, and I just realized Zanesville isn't THAT far from my brother's cottage in H Hills, and if the animules escaped into the heavily wooded areas. My whole family is going there this weekend. I'll let you know if I see a giraffe. May sound crazy, but I'm not letting the nieces wander the trails alone. I wonder if my brother will let me carry his shotgun?

10-19-2011, 07:55 AM	#1551
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?

10-19-2011, 09:12 AM	#1557
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	They found the perp Attached Images __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-19-2011, 09:19 AM	#1558
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	nah, it was this guy. Attached Images

10-20-2011, 09:07 AM	#1559
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	USA Today Study: Teens' IQ may fluctuate over time Well, duh !

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