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Clodfobble · 11-08-2011, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Can we seriously elect Clodfobble's brain for president, or what?

Oh, Flint... everyone knows a woman can't be President. We'd be bombing some new country every time we came around to "that time of the month."

Lamplighter · 11-08-2011, 08:05 AM

The PDX Lloyd Center (shopping center) made the TV news last night.

The Center announced it would maintain it's 50 yr old policy
of NOT putting up X-mas decorations until after Thanksgiving !

footfootfoot · 11-08-2011, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Can we seriously elect Clodfobble's brain for president, or what?

Clodfobble's brain can't be president because it's a pron star.

glatt · 11-08-2011, 08:54 AM

The owner of the stain should be pleased. It was transformed from a physical piece of art to performance art.

HungLikeJesus · 11-08-2011, 08:56 AM

I have a stain on my shirt. Imagine what that must be worth.

Scriveyn · 11-08-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Oh, Flint... everyone knows a woman can't be President. We'd be bombing some new country every time we came around to "that time of the month."

You have a secret stash of new, yet unbombed countries? Want!

HungLikeJesus · 11-08-2011, 01:31 PM

Tough Love: Toronto Zoo to Separate ‘Gay’ Penguin Couple

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It’s a romance suited for the pages of a children’s book. (Oh wait, that sounds familiar.)
Buddy and Pedro are two male African penguins at the Toronto Zoo who seem to have a connection — a very special, loving connection — that has zookeepers wondering if their relationship is more than just a bromance.
(PHOTOS: Same-Sex Overtures Across Species)
According to the Toronto Star, zookeepers have noticed that although Buddy, 20, and Pedro, 10, swim and play with the other penguins in their enclosure by day, they pair off and nest together at night as well as exhibit other telltale mating behaviors, such as touching, making braying sounds and defending their territory.
Does this mean that Buddy and Pedro are gay? Not exactly, as the term doesn’t normally apply to animals. But according to research from the University of California, Berkeley, birds — and other animals, for that matter — are known to form same-sex relationships.
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Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/11/08/...#ixzz1d8zMC6aU

GunMaster357 · 11-09-2011, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn

You have a secret stash of new, yet unbombed countries? Want!

Saudi Arabia ?
Israel ?
Caiman Islands ?
Canada ?

Trilby · 11-09-2011, 05:23 AM

WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?

Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. Separating these two is wrong for the zoo, wrong for Toronto and wrong for Canada!

LET GAY ZOO ANIMALS ALONE!!!

BigV · 11-09-2011, 09:15 AM

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In accordance with the species’ survival plan, the zoo staff will separate Buddy and Pedro so they can fulfill their biological destiny: to create more African penguins.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/11/08/...#ixzz1dDnH6vAE

Why? Keepin their pimp wing strong, baby.

footfootfoot · 11-09-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?

Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. Separating these two is wrong for the zoo, wrong for Toronto and wrong for Canada!

LET GAY ZOO ANIMALS ALONE!!!

I think it's time for a rousing rendition of... (follow the bouncing ball)

GunMaster357 · 11-10-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?

Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. Separating these two is wrong for the zoo, wrong for Toronto and wrong for Canada!

LET GAY ZOO ANIMALS ALONE!!!

Did that damned Westboro Baptist Church picket the fucking zoo ?

infinite monkey · 11-11-2011, 11:17 AM

Ogopogo, Canada's version of the Loch Ness Monster, was caught on film!

Admit it, you doubted its existence before this, didn't you?

I never did. Because I'd never heard of it. I know Scotland, and you, Canada, are no Scotland. (I kid Canada. I love Canada. I've never been to Canada but, except for the cold, I would love Canada.)

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...aught-on-tape/

footfootfoot · 11-11-2011, 12:18 PM

I remember that time you saw a billboard that read: Drink Canada Dry! and you tried to. I remember that. Good times, good times.

ZenGum · 11-11-2011, 04:38 PM

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You have to admit, it is a nice ass.

11-08-2011, 08:56 AM	#1595
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11-09-2011, 05:23 AM	#1599
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple? Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. Separating these two is wrong for the zoo, wrong for Toronto and wrong for Canada! LET GAY ZOO ANIMALS ALONE!!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-11-2011, 12:18 PM	#1604
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I remember that time you saw a billboard that read: Drink Canada Dry! and you tried to. I remember that. Good times, good times. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-11-2011, 04:38 PM	#1605
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11-08-2011, 08:05 AM	#1592
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	The PDX Lloyd Center (shopping center) made the TV news last night. The Center announced it would maintain it's 50 yr old policy of NOT putting up X-mas decorations until after Thanksgiving !

11-08-2011, 08:54 AM	#1594
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The owner of the stain should be pleased. It was transformed from a physical piece of art to performance art.

11-11-2011, 11:17 AM	#1603
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ogopogo, Canada's version of the Loch Ness Monster, was caught on film! Admit it, you doubted its existence before this, didn't you? I never did. Because I'd never heard of it. I know Scotland, and you, Canada, are no Scotland. (I kid Canada. I love Canada. I've never been to Canada but, except for the cold, I would love Canada.) http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...aught-on-tape/

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