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Old 07-18-2017, 10:45 PM   #1
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A quarter = a year?
Ok a pound, but I would have to travel again. heh heh.
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Old 07-19-2017, 06:15 AM   #2
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Man, I'm sorry Fargon. People are nuts. To quote Joe Strummer, "God sure baked a lot of fruitcake baby, when Adam met the Eden lady." Time to find a more private situation.
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Old 07-18-2017, 04:22 PM   #3
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The heck of it is, that the guy that called the police has eaten my food and smoked my weed. All I have done is make an effort to get along, and it comes up to bite my ass. People will not let it drop, I was just outside and Jennifer the woman in 12 that Karl hates will not let it drop. She has got her phone sounds turned all the way up and she is texting with her boyfriend at 4:00 AM outside Karl's bedroom window. She is going to make him run his AC all the time. He asked her to turn down her phone a couple of months ago and she did, to preserve the peace. I can't go outside because people will not leave me alone. This feud is getting out of hand. And I'm stuck in the middle of it.
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:06 AM   #4
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I hate hot weather. It rained for a few days and got down to 90. I am a fair weather biker and have not ridden in 2 weeks.(old fart)

I remember living in N. Jersey. August was the hot month. I didn't know that where Jim lives that it is just as fucking hot there as it is here. At least I don't sit on the porch when it is 30 in fucking January. I am out riding.
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:18 AM   #5
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Power went off just before 11 last night, off and on 3 times in less that a minute then gone. Had to finish my drink by flashlight and straighten out my PC this morning.
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Old 07-19-2017, 01:57 PM   #6
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Thought I was gonna hafta tie this dude in knot the other night. I don't think he realized just how hot, and serious, I was when I told him to STFU, and GTFO. He stuck his hand in his pocket when I got up right in his face, damn near nose to nose. I told him that what ever came out of that pocket better be something he wanted to get beat to death with. I don't think he had anything in that pocket. It'd been hell if I was wrong, though.

Another guy that was there said I took a pretty heavy hand with the guy, seeing as it wasn't my house, and all. I told him that the owner wasn't there, I have keys to the joint, and paid for part of the fucking place, and if he didn't like he could leave, too. He admitted none of it was really any of his business, but he would inform the owner what went on. I offered him my phone, and said "Speed dial #3, or push the face button and say "Call Joe."

He declined.

This was almost a week ago and I'm still a little pissed about it.

BTW, first dude is like five-ten or eleven, weighs all of 140 lbs. And 135 of it is mouth. I don't know how he's lived this long.

I don't know how I've lived this long.

People, man, pfft.
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:57 PM   #7
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Thought I was gonna hafta tie this dude in knot the other night.
Was alcohol involved?
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:47 PM   #8
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Was alcohol involved?
Oddly enough, no. Well, I got good and drunk later. No sense letting him spoil all my fun.
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Old 07-19-2017, 07:47 PM   #9
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Some people take "Run whatcha brung" too far.

Funny, man.
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:32 AM   #10
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Forget the porn thread. Where are the skimpy almost neked bikinis or the revealing dresses on women. Remember dresses? Women don't even wear a dress to church. Whats the use of dropping my Bible if I can't glance a beaver? How can I be popular on a motorcycle forum if I can't flash a maid in skimpy attire once in a while? I don't have a 'puter. I have to depend on the preverts here in the real world. Oh the ingratstitude.
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:48 PM   #11
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I'm finding I have less and less tolerance for people as I get older. People just suck.

Prolly gonna bite me hard one of these days, too.
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Old 07-20-2017, 05:03 PM   #12
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Do you work? Disability? I imagine you could live down thisaways cheaper than up there?
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Old 07-22-2017, 02:31 PM   #13
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Do you work? Disability?
If that was for me...

I used to trim/remove trees. One day this dude says 'I want to buy you out of business.' I says 'You can, if you want to bad enough.'

He did.

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Old 07-20-2017, 05:04 PM   #14
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It snows about every 10-15 years.
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Old 07-21-2017, 09:12 AM   #15
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Ok Jim tx me last night and said make a wish. Gee I don't know, a few thousand bucks, a pound of kush? No I never think of material things or even pray for myself , but others as they come first at least to me anyway..

So I made a wish, it wouldn't come true it never does for me. He said he is riding his Harley to Charlotte for his birthday.
Yee hah is what I wanted to say. What I said was....

Are you fucking nuts!!! Temps are like a blast furnace this year. No no and no. We went back and forth. He bring the bike on a trailer. Jim wants so bad to ride with me. I told him I will teach him.lol.

Mostly I told him to drive his Jeep and forget the bike. I haven't rode mine for 3 weeks. So anyone else live down south can tell him something. I don't want him to die and I would much rather drive to Charlotte then ride there.
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