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Old 08-21-2019, 07:52 PM   #1621
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Her office first. Did chair rail late last night, assembled the desk today.

The saw table bit me when I took it down.



That'll be a conversation starter tomorrow at work.


~note the blurry judgemental cock in the background.
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Old 08-21-2019, 11:05 PM   #1622
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Old 08-22-2019, 12:54 AM   #1623
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Nothing compared to the aches and pains no one can see.
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Old 08-22-2019, 07:22 AM   #1624
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Fought a table-saw without losing a digit. Win
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Old 08-22-2019, 03:43 PM   #1625
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~note the blurry judgemental cock in the background.
Y'know...

I thought your COCK! would be bigger.

Pfft, like ya never heard that before.
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Old 08-22-2019, 03:44 PM   #1626
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Fought a table-saw without losing a digit. Win
That.
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Old 08-22-2019, 04:36 PM   #1627
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Y'know...



I thought your COCK! would be bigger.



Pfft, like ya never heard that before.
Scroll up a bit
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Old 08-24-2019, 02:13 PM   #1628
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Multiple COCK!s.

I shoulda known.
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Old 08-24-2019, 02:41 PM   #1629
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Wish Jim a happy birthday.

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Old 08-28-2019, 03:05 PM   #1630
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Hey, any of you Pennsylvaniacs live in/near Upper Darby?
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Old 08-28-2019, 03:06 PM   #1631
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Not so far from here. 20 minutes maybe. You coming up?
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Old 08-28-2019, 03:52 PM   #1632
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Nah, just a found dog in that area with a collar but no chip. Just felt like doing what little I could to help get him home--I've been sort of fixated recently on the notion of doing small nice things because the big shit is just too big. Anyway, here's the dog, in case you know anyone in the neighborhood with a Yorkie:

https://twitter.com/MorrisAnimal/sta...848306688?s=19
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Old 08-29-2019, 01:16 AM   #1633
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But I don't know anybody in UD anymore.
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Old 08-30-2019, 01:08 AM   #1634
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https://open.spotify.com/album/7acEc...TvKi2qUnMbdU4A

New tool album is our!
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Old 08-30-2019, 07:15 PM   #1635
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I'm getting frustrated. I am trying to locate the studs in the office to finish the chair rail, but as soon as I even touch the stud finder, it starts beeping. Stud found! Is it me?
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