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I was just thinking about the girl who sometimes gets all hidden inside the things that happen that are miserable. Certainly I've learned that there is good and bad. I just don't have the wide-eyed wonder I used to have. I suppose that's a good thing. One learns to not sweat the small stuff, when one has finally faced real pain and sorrow. I'm still me. I'm not miserable. I'm starting to feel 'fun' again. It'll all be aight. ![]() |
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#152 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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That's good news.
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#153 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Are you telling us everything?
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#154 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Well, now you know everything.
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#155 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I killed another bat. by accident this time.
![]() He or she must have crawled in through the shitty siding on my laundry room wall, and got that green thread tangled around it's wing... Then somehow got into the washer. It was a very clean and fluffy dead bat. Bummed me out.
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#156 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I'm just glad I found him before he went through the dryer.
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#157 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Did you wash your clothes a second time, or just shrug and throw them in the dryer?
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#158 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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They were mostly already in the dryer. I was lucky I didn't scoop him up in that first big handful of clothes. He was tangled in the last sock to come out of the washer. I think my clothes would have been doomed if I'd dried him with them. All stinky and covered in bits of hair... Bleh.
So yeah, I said Fuck it and dried the clothes. I'm lumberjim after all, not prissy Jim.
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#159 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I think he was scuba diving and that was his guide rope. he didn't realize there was a whirlpool
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#160 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Poor bugger.
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#161 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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He was a miserable bastard that would suck the life outta ya given half a chance.
Fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.
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#162 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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I thought bats eat fruits and insects?
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#163 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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They eat mosquitos. Lots of them. Grav is just being a wanker.
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#164 |
Almost normal...
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: High Wycombe.
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In ten years time, thousands more people are going to get bitten because of your reckless laundry habits!
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#165 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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His washing machine is probably a mosquito ranch and the bat thought it had won the lottery.
THERE'S NO FREE LUNCH!
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