What is pissing you off this time? - Page 11

monster · 01-25-2011, 01:52 PM

it's a travesty

footfootfoot · 01-25-2011, 02:02 PM

Alls I know is that when I go to use my transitive verbs they better not have some of a subject, and they better not have most of a subject, They better have ALL of a subject.

Shawnee123 · 01-25-2011, 02:04 PM

You're not being very objective.

monster · 01-25-2011, 02:16 PM

objection!

plthijinx · 01-25-2011, 02:30 PM

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP

monster · 01-25-2011, 02:38 PM

KP Nuts.

Griff · 01-25-2011, 08:25 PM

The cow-orker idjit I put in a box last year escaped today...

plthijinx · 01-25-2011, 08:44 PM

uh oh. should we break out the tranquilizer guns?

Griff · 01-25-2011, 09:02 PM

Don't give me any ideas.

Aliantha · 02-23-2011, 05:28 PM

I just spilled maggotty dog food water down my legs lifting the old dog food bin into the rubbish bin for collection today. A job my much stronger and taller son was supposed to do last night! He's got hell to pay when he gets home.

eta: it was the dogs dry food bin, and was about 20 yrs old (yes it's seen a few dogs come and go) and it had developed a small rust hole on the bottom and a layer of dry food had solidified on it, and on top of that, Max made off with the lid and we'll be buggered if we can find it. So anyway, we'd decided to replace it and Aden was supposed to dispose of it all a few days ago, but instead it got left out in the rain, so the flies got into all the slop and laid eggs, and then the sun has been blazing for the last couple of days, so the eggs have hatched. Hence, maggotty watery sloppy dog food. Fucking disgusting!

zippyt · 02-23-2011, 06:04 PM

Oh Jr done Messed UP !!!!

plthijinx · 02-23-2011, 06:10 PM

that is downright nasty! maggots are disgustingly creepy. i hope i never get bitten by a brown recluse spider cuz they use them to gnaw away the dead flesh. among other medical uses.

Aliantha · 02-23-2011, 06:54 PM

Oh it's about 20 miles past nasty! It was enough to make me barf!

plthijinx · 02-23-2011, 06:56 PM

i bet so. my gag reflex sucks. i know i;d be dry heaving like nothing else.

Aliantha · 02-23-2011, 07:01 PM

If my son is very lucky, it will pour down with rain before he gets home and that'll help clean up the mess.

01-25-2011, 01:52 PM	#151
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's a travesty __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 02:02 PM	#152
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Alls I know is that when I go to use my transitive verbs they better not have some of a subject, and they better not have most of a subject, They better have ALL of a subject. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-25-2011, 02:04 PM	#153
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You're not being very objective. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-25-2011, 02:16 PM	#154
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	objection! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 02:30 PM	#155
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-25-2011, 02:38 PM	#156
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	KP Nuts. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-25-2011, 08:25 PM	#157
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The cow-orker idjit I put in a box last year escaped today... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-25-2011, 08:44 PM	#158
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	uh oh. should we break out the tranquilizer guns? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-25-2011, 09:02 PM	#159
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Don't give me any ideas. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-23-2011, 05:28 PM	#160
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I just spilled maggotty dog food water down my legs lifting the old dog food bin into the rubbish bin for collection today. A job my much stronger and taller son was supposed to do last night! He's got hell to pay when he gets home. eta: it was the dogs dry food bin, and was about 20 yrs old (yes it's seen a few dogs come and go) and it had developed a small rust hole on the bottom and a layer of dry food had solidified on it, and on top of that, Max made off with the lid and we'll be buggered if we can find it. So anyway, we'd decided to replace it and Aden was supposed to dispose of it all a few days ago, but instead it got left out in the rain, so the flies got into all the slop and laid eggs, and then the sun has been blazing for the last couple of days, so the eggs have hatched. Hence, maggotty watery sloppy dog food. Fucking disgusting! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-23-2011, 06:04 PM	#161
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh Jr done Messed UP !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-23-2011, 06:10 PM	#162
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	that is downright nasty! maggots are disgustingly creepy. i hope i never get bitten by a brown recluse spider cuz they use them to gnaw away the dead flesh. among other medical uses. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

02-23-2011, 06:54 PM	#163
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oh it's about 20 miles past nasty! It was enough to make me barf! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-23-2011, 06:56 PM	#164
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i bet so. my gag reflex sucks. i know i;d be dry heaving like nothing else. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

02-23-2011, 07:01 PM	#165
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If my son is very lucky, it will pour down with rain before he gets home and that'll help clean up the mess. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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