![]() |
![]() |
#1696 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
|
Oh - when I heard that 12 girls had tics I sent them a case of Hartz Ultraguard collars.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1697 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
Posts: 7,208
|
Trivia: Shelley Winters learned to swim from Olympic champion Johnny Weissmuller.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1698 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
|
My apologies. Movies warp real facts; lemmings actually swim very well too.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1699 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
|
You know, the deeper underneath the water you go, the more nitrogen narcosis sets in, and the more relaxed you are, and the less seasick.
Of course, the downside is no air. I forgot I was in scuba gear when I did that. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1700 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
|
I should have said Belle Rosen.
But I don't like to make obscure jokes if I wouldn't personally get them. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1701 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
It's The Devils Lite.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1702 | |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Chicago suburbs
Posts: 2,916
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() Talk nerdy to me. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1703 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
You know who's a good swimmer? Clint Eastwood. For real.
He was in a plane crash in '51 off the coast of California and swam a few miles to shore by himself. Taught swimming in the military after that. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1704 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
|
She was heeeelarious as Roseanne's grandma.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1705 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
Old age don't have no mercy in this thread.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1707 | |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1708 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
|
![]() Wow, that T-shirt about Tourette's was well timed. Bitchface! Sent from my warped mind using digital telekinesis.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1709 | |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
|
Quote:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/19/world/...ook/index.html The deaths aren't funny, but this captain sure is. How in the heck did they hire him? Where did they find him?
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#1710 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
It's machismo. Not uncommon in those parts.
Hey, I'm a big important man. I'm going to ignore those pesky rules for wimps and bring my ship in close to the shore so I can impress my buds. So you say we scraped bottom a little bit? It's just a little flesh wound. Get me my dinner and drinks. Can't you see I have a woman here? My only wonder is when he went from full blown machismo mode to realizing the shit had hit the fan and he transitioned into whimpering baby mode. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 17 (0 members and 17 guests) | |
|
|