Be a post whore! - Page 116

ZenGum · 03-25-2010, 09:27 AM

Live a life that will give you memoirs worth writing, but live long enough to write them.

Shawnee123 · 03-25-2010, 11:24 AM

Cloud · 03-26-2010, 06:51 PM

genital jewelry.

even though I've lived with it for almost a decade now, I was just thinking --

what a strange concept, you know?

whether you have genital pride, or prefer not to think about "down there" -- adorn yourselves! It's fun. and functional. and stuff.

jinx · 03-27-2010, 04:00 PM

I'm gonna go ahead an pass on that Cloud, but I'm glad you're enjoying yours.

I just made so much soup... crazy amounts of soup. With about a million vegetables.

glatt · 03-29-2010, 05:34 PM

What the hell do I want for my birthday? It's in 2 weeks.

Something good, but not too expensive. Everyone wants to know, and I have no idea myself.

Any ideas?

Spexxvet · 03-29-2010, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

What the hell do I want for my birthday? It's in 2 weeks.

Something good, but not too expensive. Everyone wants to know, and I have no idea myself.

Any ideas?

A snow blower

Clodfobble · 03-29-2010, 05:46 PM

Sorry glatt, all the good things I can think of are almost certainly in the realm of "too expensive."

Some kind of garage/woodworking gadget, maybe?

Shawnee123 · 03-29-2010, 05:51 PM

Yep. When I'm in doubt of what to get my dad or brothers, I get them something for their respective Man Caves!

classicman · 03-29-2010, 06:13 PM

Any kind of POWER tool! C'mon - this is an easy one.

monster · 03-29-2010, 06:56 PM

Amazon gift cert

monster · 03-31-2010, 01:20 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. That is all

monster · 04-05-2010, 10:22 AM

seen in a job ad today

Quote:

This is a bonified job that pays you for your activity and the amount of data that you provide.

Shawnee123 · 04-05-2010, 10:39 AM

HA! Bonified.

Vernon T Waldrip is bonified!

monster · 04-05-2010, 10:58 AM

Come work in our strip club, all of our clients are bonified....

monster · 04-05-2010, 11:40 AM

here's another one for a "SIGN WAIVER"

Quote:

Tax service needs an energetic person to waive a sign starting Monday 5 April from 12-6 daily until 17 April. The waiver I hired just called and said they cannot take the job. Here is your chance to make some easy money while you listen to your Ipod. Right near EMU on Washtenaw.

03-25-2010, 09:27 AM	#1726
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Live a life that will give you memoirs worth writing, but live long enough to write them. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-25-2010, 11:24 AM	#1727
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-26-2010, 06:51 PM	#1728
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	genital jewelry. even though I've lived with it for almost a decade now, I was just thinking -- what a strange concept, you know? whether you have genital pride, or prefer not to think about "down there" -- adorn yourselves! It's fun. and functional. and stuff. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-27-2010, 04:00 PM	#1729
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I'm gonna go ahead an pass on that Cloud, but I'm glad you're enjoying yours. I just made so much soup... crazy amounts of soup. With about a million vegetables. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-29-2010, 05:46 PM	#1732
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Sorry glatt, all the good things I can think of are almost certainly in the realm of "too expensive." Some kind of garage/woodworking gadget, maybe? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-29-2010, 05:34 PM	#1730
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What the hell do I want for my birthday? It's in 2 weeks. Something good, but not too expensive. Everyone wants to know, and I have no idea myself. Any ideas?

03-29-2010, 05:51 PM	#1733
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yep. When I'm in doubt of what to get my dad or brothers, I get them something for their respective Man Caves! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-29-2010, 06:13 PM	#1734
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Any kind of POWER tool! C'mon - this is an easy one. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-29-2010, 06:56 PM	#1735
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Amazon gift cert __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-31-2010, 01:20 PM	#1736
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. That is all __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-05-2010, 10:39 AM	#1738
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	HA! Bonified. Vernon T Waldrip is bonified! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-05-2010, 10:58 AM	#1739
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Come work in our strip club, all of our clients are bonified.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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