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#1741 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Chopping wood with an axe for the Christmas fire, handle slipped and spun around Looney Tunes style to hack you right in the temple.
This brat kid dropped an iron on your face and electrocuted your partner while the two of you tried to rob his house on Christmas Eve. Santa flew a little too low and Rudolph's hoof grazed your face as he passed overhead. |
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#1742 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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BDSM partner played rough and you forgot the safe word. Brutal night. Might go again though.
~ Nothing actually happened, but your nephew is going to be a surgeon, and he really wanted to practice on a live patient. So it's just a cut and a stitch. He actually paid you $500 for it though, in case it leaves a mark. He did the final tie of the stitch with one hand! |
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#1743 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
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Bought a DIY facelift kit for eye wrinkles. Doing the other side next week.
Got an anti-facial recognition device implant. Termite damage. |
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#1744 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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"Shot by a bullet in the war" is a standard.
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#1745 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I used to be an adventurer like you, but....
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#1746 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Bacon cooking accident...
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#1747 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Good catch, nice scar. Get well, stay well.
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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#1748 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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You've heard of those snipers who can kill somebody from a mile and a half away? Yeah so I borrowed my neighbors' string trimmer, but when I used it some debris caught me in the side of the head.
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#1749 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Implant for my next generation Tesla pickup.
This one time at band camp...
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#1750 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Ha! That's the one story suggested here that he'll never tell customers as they get their financing sorted.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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Quote:
(Had a parasitic conjoined twin removed because they started inflating the finance rates)
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#1752 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Healing very nicely. Sutures come out tomorrow.
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#1753 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Merry Christmas, Bruce!
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#1754 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I don't know why Tapatalk is posting my pics 90 deg counter. Annoying
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#1755 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Tell them your boss hit you upside the head when he found out almost 10% of your customers refuse the undercoating and Scotchgard.
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