Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 119

TheMercenary · 03-23-2008, 11:36 AM

If you ever run for office again let us know will ya. I know a few 527's that would be very interested in exposing the positions you have displayed on this forum.

Radar · 03-23-2008, 12:25 PM

I openly express my positions on my website and literature, which happen to be shared by the founders, and the majority of actual patriots (non-nationalists) like myself.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-23-2008, 01:18 PM

Take it elsewhere, boys.

BigV · 03-24-2008, 10:03 AM

What, xoB, you don't find their petty poo-flinging humorous?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2008, 01:02 PM

As a matter of fact I do, but this is not the place for it.

Radar · 03-24-2008, 01:48 PM

If it's humorous, and this is a thread for humor, it seems like the right place.

BigV · 03-24-2008, 02:07 PM

You're completely right, of course, xoB. This isn't the first time a thread's been polluted this way. Too bad really. I'll stop being part of the problem now.

Zzzzzziiip!

DanaC · 03-24-2008, 06:30 PM

Mitchell and Webb:

Radar · 03-25-2008, 02:38 PM

Dana, that was funny as hell. I especially love the Jesus "Good Samaritan" one. Very nice.

DanaC · 03-26-2008, 06:48 PM

For guys who are having difficulty meeting the right woman......

and on the subject of cock....

xoxoxoBruce · 03-29-2008, 12:29 AM

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said, “You are the woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat… he did not say anything…..but we had wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes….my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: “Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”

BrianR · 03-30-2008, 09:46 AM

I take it the married man did NOT spend the night making love?

spudcon · 03-30-2008, 05:11 PM

“Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”
Funny, that's what my ex said when I showed up in nothing but black sox, a mask and a straw hat.

skysidhe · 03-30-2008, 10:31 PM

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

spudcon · 03-30-2008, 11:01 PM

Sky, that dog picture goes perfectly with the joke. when I scrolled down, I cracked up. Is it yours?

03-23-2008, 11:36 AM	#1771
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	If you ever run for office again let us know will ya. I know a few 527's that would be very interested in exposing the positions you have displayed on this forum. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-23-2008, 12:25 PM	#1772
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I openly express my positions on my website and literature, which happen to be shared by the founders, and the majority of actual patriots (non-nationalists) like myself. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-23-2008, 01:18 PM	#1773
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Humor...I Need Humor... Take it elsewhere, boys. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2008, 10:03 AM	#1774
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	What, xoB, you don't find their petty poo-flinging humorous? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-24-2008, 01:02 PM	#1775
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	As a matter of fact I do, but this is not the place for it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-24-2008, 01:48 PM	#1776
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	If it's humorous, and this is a thread for humor, it seems like the right place. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-24-2008, 02:07 PM	#1777
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You're completely right, of course, xoB. This isn't the first time a thread's been polluted this way. Too bad really. I'll stop being part of the problem now. Zzzzzziiip! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-24-2008, 06:30 PM	#1778
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Mitchell and Webb:

03-25-2008, 02:38 PM	#1779
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Dana, that was funny as hell. I especially love the Jesus "Good Samaritan" one. Very nice. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-26-2008, 06:48 PM	#1780
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	For guys who are having difficulty meeting the right woman...... and on the subject of cock.... Last edited by DanaC; 03-26-2008 at 06:56 PM.

03-29-2008, 12:29 AM	#1781
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again….. The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said, “You are the woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.” The mistress stated: “Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat… he did not say anything…..but we had wild sex all night.” The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes….my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: “Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?” __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-30-2008, 09:46 AM	#1782
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I take it the married man did NOT spend the night making love? __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-30-2008, 05:11 PM	#1783
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	“Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?” Funny, that's what my ex said when I showed up in nothing but black sox, a mask and a straw hat.

03-30-2008, 10:31 PM	#1784
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

03-30-2008, 11:01 PM	#1785
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Sky, that dog picture goes perfectly with the joke. when I scrolled down, I cracked up. Is it yours?

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