Tasteless Jokes - Page 12

j03L10T · 12-27-2002, 05:49 AM

This is the girl from the converted lesbian/crackhead/handyman joke, after she disposed of the body.

ladysycamore · 12-27-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nic Name
Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.
And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

Don't know if you are still posting here, but how so? Please explain.

Quote:

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

Ok, so anyone not speaking out against "tasteless jokes" are automatically "bad"? Again, please explain this theory.

[QUOTE}I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists. [/quote]

Believe what you wish. It doesn't make it TRUTH.

j03L10T · 12-28-2002, 09:24 AM

Very well put, I think. Lady Syc I have to applaude you for pointing out the fact that everyone is different in their own way, and many jump to conclusions about what they may read or see whether online or another reality altogether. I think that some contributng factors vary in this case, ranging from various drug habits, overall contentness with life in general, and also the way others may have been raised to perceive the words and actions of others (to name just a few). I believe it would probably do someone out there a favor to notice the way that last sentence begins with the words "I THINK", instead of "I KNOW". I read something to that effect in one of Syc's poems on his personal home page that really struck a very deep chord with me and although it read as a simple poem at first, I don't know very many others that could address such an issue so directly with very few words. It sticks to me to this very day and I am looking forward to reading the others, hopefully when I am off again and actually have the patience to read instead of write my own. But yeah, it does always suck when someone doesn't appear to have much of a sense of humor, especially when it seems to them that instigating a 'holy' witch hunt is the only proper response, I think. Something else I THINK, the best way to deal with this sort of individual is to forgive them for their ignorance and lack of understanding. I usually ask them if they are taking their medication and chances are that if they don't laugh and smile with you, just apologize for the joke and move on. But we don't do that sort of thing at a thread named "Truly Tasteless Jokes", now do we?

01-15-2003, 05:05 PM

<b>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?</b>

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY DICK.

Hubris Boy · 01-16-2003, 01:29 AM

Thank you, Dave, for taking the time to revive this most excellent of all threads.

And now...

Why did God invent women?

Because sheep can't type.

That Guy · 01-16-2003, 07:49 AM

What's the difference between a feminist and a sumo wrestler?

That Guy · 01-17-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What's the difference between a feminist and a sumo wrestler?

Sumo wrestlers don't have hairy legs.

wolf · 06-24-2003, 03:02 PM

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.

"What was that?" The others asked her.

"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked.

"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."

They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.

"What was that?" the others asked her.

"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"

vsp · 06-24-2003, 03:25 PM

My brain just turned to guacamole and leaked out my ears.

Bitmap · 06-24-2003, 03:33 PM

Ok While at plastic forks this year i told this joke(kindof).. and was informed of this thread.. so i thought i'd revive it.... but people please try and stay on topic. and Please no anti-tasteless joke comments... we don't care...

SO a blond a brunette and a red head are sitting at a bar. They are all laughing and talking... untill the topic of their boyfriends comes up. So they start bragging about how loose they are.
The Red says, " I'm so loose that my boyfriend can stick Two fists in me"

The Brunette scoffs, " I'm so... loose that my boyfriend can fit both his fists and a foot in me"

The Blond looks at them nerviously and shifts her weight, then turns and looks at the other two with a grin as she slides down the barstool.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-25-2003, 08:37 PM

1. WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUPBOARD FULL OF LESBIANS? ... A LICKER CABINET.

2. WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ESKIMO LESBIAN? ... A KLONDYKE.

3. WHAT DO YOU CALL 100 LESBIANS WITH GUNS? ... MILITIA ETHRIDGE.

4. WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 LESBIANS IN A CANOE? ... FUR TRADERS.

5. WHAT IS A LESBIAN DINOSAUR CALLED? ... A LICKALOTAPUSS.

6. WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBIAN WITH LONG FINGERS? ... WELL HUNG.

7. WHAT DO TWO LESBIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE HAVING THEIR PERIODS? ... FINGERPAINT. (EEEWWWWW)

8. WHAT DO LESBIANS CALL AN OPEN CAN OF TUNA? ... POTPOURRI.

9. WHAT DID THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO HER PARTNER? ... SEE YOU NEXT PERIOD.

10. DID YOU HEAR THAT ELLEN DEGENERES DROWNED? ... SHE WAS FOUND FACE DOWN IN RICKI LAKE.

11. HOW CAN YOU TELL A TOUGH LESBIAN BAR? ... EVEN THE POOL TABLE DOESN'T HAVE BALLS.

12. DO YOU KNOW WHAT DRAG IS? ... IT'S WHEN A MAN WEARS EVERYTHING A LESBIAN WON'T.

13. WHAT DO YOU CALL LESBIAN TWINS? ... LICK-A-LIKES.

14. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A LESBIAN IS BUTCH? ... SHE KICK-STARTS HER VIBRATOR AND ROLLS HER OWN TAMPONS.

15. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF CONFUSION? ... TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS IN A FISH MARKET.

16. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RITZ CRACKER AND A LESBIAN? ... ONE'S A SNACK CRACKER, THE OTHER A CRACK SNACKER!

zippyt · 06-25-2003, 10:38 PM

How about some visual stupidity??

zippyt · 06-25-2003, 10:40 PM

Or,

zippyt · 06-25-2003, 10:42 PM

Or,,

zippyt · 06-25-2003, 10:45 PM

and finaly,

12-27-2002, 05:49 AM	#166
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Today's pic- This is the girl from the converted lesbian/crackhead/handyman joke, after she disposed of the body. __________________ "There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'.

12-28-2002, 09:24 AM	#168
j03L10T going nowhere slow Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 252	Very well put, I think. Lady Syc I have to applaude you for pointing out the fact that everyone is different in their own way, and many jump to conclusions about what they may read or see whether online or another reality altogether. I think that some contributng factors vary in this case, ranging from various drug habits, overall contentness with life in general, and also the way others may have been raised to perceive the words and actions of others (to name just a few). I believe it would probably do someone out there a favor to notice the way that last sentence begins with the words "I THINK", instead of "I KNOW". I read something to that effect in one of Syc's poems on his personal home page that really struck a very deep chord with me and although it read as a simple poem at first, I don't know very many others that could address such an issue so directly with very few words. It sticks to me to this very day and I am looking forward to reading the others, hopefully when I am off again and actually have the patience to read instead of write my own. But yeah, it does always suck when someone doesn't appear to have much of a sense of humor, especially when it seems to them that instigating a 'holy' witch hunt is the only proper response, I think. Something else I THINK, the best way to deal with this sort of individual is to forgive them for their ignorance and lack of understanding. I usually ask them if they are taking their medication and chances are that if they don't laugh and smile with you, just apologize for the joke and move on. But we don't do that sort of thing at a thread named "Truly Tasteless Jokes", now do we? __________________ "There never seems to be enough time to do things you wanna' do once you find them."-excerpt from Jim Croce's 'Time in a Bottle'.

06-24-2003, 03:02 PM	#173
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-24-2003, 03:25 PM	#174
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	^ My brain just turned to guacamole and leaked out my ears.

06-24-2003, 03:33 PM	#175
Bitmap Look who thinks he's clever Dan. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Washington DC Metro Area. Fairfax city Posts: 226	Reviving the lost art..... Ok While at plastic forks this year i told this joke(kindof).. and was informed of this thread.. so i thought i'd revive it.... but people please try and stay on topic. and Please no anti-tasteless joke comments... we don't care... SO a blond a brunette and a red head are sitting at a bar. They are all laughing and talking... untill the topic of their boyfriends comes up. So they start bragging about how loose they are. The Red says, " I'm so loose that my boyfriend can stick Two fists in me" The Brunette scoffs, " I'm so... loose that my boyfriend can fit both his fists and a foot in me" The Blond looks at them nerviously and shifts her weight, then turns and looks at the other two with a grin as she slides down the barstool.

01-15-2003, 05:05 PM	#169
dave Guest Posts: n/a	<b>How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?</b> Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY DICK.

01-16-2003, 01:29 AM	#170
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	Thank you, Dave, for taking the time to revive this most excellent of all threads. And now... Why did God invent women? Because sheep can't type.

01-16-2003, 07:49 AM	#171
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	What's the difference between a feminist and a sumo wrestler?

06-25-2003, 08:37 PM	#176
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	1. WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUPBOARD FULL OF LESBIANS? ... A LICKER CABINET. 2. WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ESKIMO LESBIAN? ... A KLONDYKE. 3. WHAT DO YOU CALL 100 LESBIANS WITH GUNS? ... MILITIA ETHRIDGE. 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 LESBIANS IN A CANOE? ... FUR TRADERS. 5. WHAT IS A LESBIAN DINOSAUR CALLED? ... A LICKALOTAPUSS. 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBIAN WITH LONG FINGERS? ... WELL HUNG. 7. WHAT DO TWO LESBIANS DO WHEN THEY ARE HAVING THEIR PERIODS? ... FINGERPAINT. (EEEWWWWW) 8. WHAT DO LESBIANS CALL AN OPEN CAN OF TUNA? ... POTPOURRI. 9. WHAT DID THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE SAY TO HER PARTNER? ... SEE YOU NEXT PERIOD. 10. DID YOU HEAR THAT ELLEN DEGENERES DROWNED? ... SHE WAS FOUND FACE DOWN IN RICKI LAKE. 11. HOW CAN YOU TELL A TOUGH LESBIAN BAR? ... EVEN THE POOL TABLE DOESN'T HAVE BALLS. 12. DO YOU KNOW WHAT DRAG IS? ... IT'S WHEN A MAN WEARS EVERYTHING A LESBIAN WON'T. 13. WHAT DO YOU CALL LESBIAN TWINS? ... LICK-A-LIKES. 14. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A LESBIAN IS BUTCH? ... SHE KICK-STARTS HER VIBRATOR AND ROLLS HER OWN TAMPONS. 15. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF CONFUSION? ... TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS IN A FISH MARKET. 16. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RITZ CRACKER AND A LESBIAN? ... ONE'S A SNACK CRACKER, THE OTHER A CRACK SNACKER! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-25-2003, 10:38 PM	#177
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	How about some visual stupidity?? Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-25-2003, 10:40 PM	#178
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Or, Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-25-2003, 10:42 PM	#179
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Or,, Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-25-2003, 10:45 PM	#180
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	and finaly, Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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