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The tabloids will probably pay them for it.
Which can be taxed to repay the treasury. Perfect.
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03-15-2012, 12:37 PM
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03-15-2012, 12:43 PM
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03-15-2012, 12:54 PM
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Reading this article reminded me of the time I was in an actual for real buggy versus car accident. I was in the buggy, but was unhurt. We were going slow.
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03-15-2012, 12:55 PM
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Wait, you were Amish? Did you know Flint?
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03-15-2012, 01:06 PM
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I didn't know Flint back then. And really, does anyone know truly know Flint? Even today?
This was on my honeymoon in Hawaii. We had taken a buggy tour of a valley, and the driver got us into an accident with a van. The road was narrow, and the van pulled far over to let us by, but it was still a tight squeeze. The mules threaded their way past the van, and as soon as it looked clear to them, they bolted forward. But the buggy was wider than they were, and the buggy scraped all along the side of the van as the mules pulled it forward. The buggy driver was screaming "Fuck! Fucking mules!" I didn't laugh at the time, but to this day, I still smile at the memory. And just saying "Fuck! Fucking mules!" will elicit a chuckle from my wife. I have a picture, because the buggy driver made us get out while he unhooked the mules and led them down the road a bit and then disengaged the buggy from the van's bumper. |
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03-15-2012, 01:14 PM
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'Cause like a fucking mule she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand Then she sideswiped a GMC van And that's all right with me
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03-15-2012, 01:14 PM
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Great story!
I love those kinds of things: where a phrase that really means something in relation to you and your 'other', and to nobody else, and just saying it cracks you up. I used to have: The cushions! You're ruining them! |
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03-15-2012, 08:54 PM
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Earless celebrity rabbit squashed to death at media event.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-03-1...-death/3893558 
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03-15-2012, 09:01 PM
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Darwin strikes again.
Eared rabbits can hear such footsteps of doom.
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03-16-2012, 08:42 AM
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I was driving home last night and 'fuck! fucking mules!' popped into my head and I laughed out loud while rolling on the floor. Well, rolling down the road, anyway.
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03-16-2012, 08:51 AM
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Diarrhea! (clap, clap)
Diarrhea! (clap, clap) When you're rolling like a tire and Your guts are on fire Diarrhea! (clap, clap) |
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03-16-2012, 08:59 AM
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I told the kids the fucking mules story at dinner last night. And I said that we normally don't use that word, but if they are ever driving a buggy and the mules pull it into a van, it's perfectly ok to break out the F bomb with lots of gusto. That's what it's for.
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03-16-2012, 09:02 AM
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Awesome!
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03-16-2012, 09:06 AM
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"Fuck! Fucking mules! How you get up there?"
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