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#1801 |
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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now you know we'd never do a thing like that....
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#1802 |
Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vernon, BC, Canada
Posts: 378
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After YEARS of my hubby complaining about me not having a driver's license, I go take the test. I pass. I now have my L... which means I can not drive without someone over 25 with a full license with me. Add to the fact we have a standard, and I need a coach to guide me through the stalls, starts, and lurches I know I will do. So for 3 days I have had my L, 3 days I have been off work, and 3 days in a row.. he does not feel like taking me out... GRRRRRR
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#1803 |
Purveyor of Brilliance
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois.
Posts: 72
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I'm more than mildly irritated at all of the people who pretend not to know how to tell time. I work in retail, and we close at 9 p.m. Anytime I shop after, oh, 7 or so, I check the hours of the store I'm going into to make sure I won't overstay my welcome. One might think that we just want their business. But it's not true. I'm getting paid little over minimum wage whether we have late customers or not. I don't want to be standing around watching you destroy our displays half an hour after we locked the doors. I want to go home and be with my family.
We recently had a creepy man come in after 9, but the doors had unfortunately not been locked yet. At 9:30 he was in the fitting room. Walking by, one could easily see his bare legs and -- gag -- tighty whities laying in a heap on the floor. He was trying on pants in the buff.
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#1804 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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That's what you think.
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#1805 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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Yeah, I expect he was hoping you'd come in and throw him out. Or something.
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#1806 |
Purveyor of Brilliance
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: The dimpled chin of Illinois.
Posts: 72
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Bleck.
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#1807 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Posts: 21,393
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My 17 yo (baby) left for Romania today. She will be gone 10 days. She is going with her church on a mission trip to work in an Gypsy Orphanage in the remote mountains. This is her second trip. I still worry about her when she is gone.
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#1808 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Hanging with Gypsies... in the land of Dracula... no problem.
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#1809 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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We had a staff retreat yesterday at a park. It was a very nice day. Anyway, there was a Godfather's pizza across the road. I haven't had a Godfather's pizza since HS, when it was tradition for me and my best friend to cash our checks from our summer job and go get a pizza and a pitcher of pop.
They didn't open until 4, and it was 3:45 when I went by. As I'm back in my crappy car, and it was stalling and acting bitchy, I decided to just go home: by the time they opened and made my pizza, I would have been hitting rush hour. But now today it's commercial after commerical on the TV for Godfather's pizza. I don't remember even seeing GF commercials before today. Damn it looks good. That's all, pizza cravings. ![]()
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#1810 |
Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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New bogan neighbour's little white fluffdog spends more time over here than it does in its own yard....Clyde has a tendacy to chomp other dogs, which is a concern, but he keeps trying to root this one....which is more concerning coz he's huge and its tiny.
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#1811 |
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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The liquor store guy told me this afternoon that Knob Creek had run out of whiskey and it will be nine years before it would be available again, due to the nine year aging process.
Can this be true? I can't find anything to back his story up, and I've searched rather diligently. Why would he tell me that? To make me buy more? I think he's a fucking liar. Anyone heard anything about this?
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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Sort of true.
http://blogs.pitch.com/fatcity/2009/...run_out_of.php Quote:
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#1813 |
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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Thank you, Pie.
Now excuse me while I prepare to shoot myself....J/K I can live with Gentleman Jack.
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#1814 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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I think it is very interesting that the shortage is now. Are whiskey sales up with the economy crook?
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#1815 |
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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It's just near impossible to predict sales trends nine years into the future. Winning nearly all awards from the "whiskey professors" has boosted sales of this bourbon and highly escalated it's popularity. I will purchase several more bottles on Monday to safeguard a shortage in the capnhowdy camp. Around 40 bucks per 750ml. Ouch. Ahhhh.
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