06-20-2010, 01:20 PM | #1891 |
still says videotape
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I know a guy who does custom work for Pella if you really want to squeeze your fellow taxpayers.
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06-21-2010, 11:36 AM | #1892 | |
Come on, cat.
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Jim fired off an angry letter to the mayor the other day, we'll see how that goes... I'd love new windows but would prefer no traffic light.
For the Philly locals: Quote:
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06-21-2010, 12:07 PM | #1893 |
I hear them call the tide
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Norton sucks.
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06-21-2010, 12:28 PM | #1894 |
polaroid of perfection
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I was messing about with my hair and poked myself REALLY HARD in the eye with my little finger. I felt it squidge my eyeball!
It was so grim. It took 30 mins before I couls see properly out of that eye. And it still hurts 90 minutes later. Poor poor me. And what an idiot. And I keep thinking it's Tuesday, which mucks up any plans I'm trying to make about tomorrow (as in it's not the next England game, Grandad isn't at his daycare centre and various other Wednesday specific things). Grrrrrrr. Oh, got two fabulous new bras from M&S today though. VERY plain, but fit most excellently - even my Mum will approve (she is very critical of my cleavage - she thinks boobies are inappropriate and tacky on someone my age and size). Now I can wear my existing white top to dinner next week instead of buying a new one. I did buy one actually, but I'm taking it back. It looked better on the hanger. |
06-21-2010, 01:10 PM | #1895 | |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Oh and to keep the meme going - I'm not sorry bout yer fing-err eye.
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06-21-2010, 02:06 PM | #1896 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I just overheard the nicest thing someone s
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06-21-2010, 02:27 PM | #1897 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Ya breezy, like a ho wantin' money, ya know?
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06-21-2010, 02:38 PM | #1898 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Dont ya wanna, aint ya gonna, should ya oughta?
Please circle yes or no.
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06-21-2010, 02:38 PM | #1899 |
I hear them call the tide
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There were 5 garbage trucks in our 250-house neighborhood, all leap-frogginf each other empyting the trash cans. WTF?
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06-21-2010, 02:39 PM | #1900 |
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Shaw, take the orange pill
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06-21-2010, 02:41 PM | #1901 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I gotta take wut? Will it make me smaller? Will it make me taller? Dunno. Gimme yers.
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06-21-2010, 03:21 PM | #1902 | |
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Not have them "jiggling and joggling", "bobbling about" or "really in my face". Yes, direct quotes. At the football the other week she commented on the fact that as I was jogging my foot up and down it was making my boobs jig too. Me - "Oh Mum, no-one's watching!" Mum - "You're just like your father! So defensive!" Me - "It's just because you comment on my boobs all the time!" End of convo. I felt bad afterwards, that I had over-reacted. But it was true, damnit. If she'd just commented on my foot instead I would have quipped back about burning calories or something. I admit - am overly sensitive when it comes to Mum's comments. |
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06-21-2010, 03:56 PM | #1903 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Ha Haa! This is a frustrated posting in Craigslist job ads. I responded to it as it not only amused me, I empathized.
"I'V BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB AND SENDING MY RESUME TO THE POSTING AND NO ONE CALLS!!!!!!! I HAVE EXPERIANCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE, MANAGEMENT, AND SALES I DON'T UNDERSTAND" The ad posting was similar. In caps. Loved it.
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06-23-2010, 02:17 PM | #1905 |
Come on, cat.
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Just had portfolio evaluations. The weight is off, the kids be'd edumacated .
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