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Griff · 06-20-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Argh! Well FWIW this place had Pella windows and it was right off a busy street, but it might as well have been a recording studio on the inside. Get the borough to pay for replacements!

I know a guy who does custom work for Pella if you really want to squeeze your fellow taxpayers.

jinx · 06-21-2010, 11:36 AM

Jim fired off an angry letter to the mayor the other day, we'll see how that goes... I'd love new windows but would prefer no traffic light.

For the Philly locals:

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We just learned this morning that "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" will be filming on Moyamensing Avenue and the 2000 Block of South 4th Street tomorrow.

monster · 06-21-2010, 12:07 PM

Norton sucks.

Sundae · 06-21-2010, 12:28 PM

I was messing about with my hair and poked myself REALLY HARD in the eye with my little finger. I felt it squidge my eyeball!

It was so grim.
It took 30 mins before I couls see properly out of that eye. And it still hurts 90 minutes later.

Poor poor me.
And what an idiot.
And I keep thinking it's Tuesday, which mucks up any plans I'm trying to make about tomorrow (as in it's not the next England game, Grandad isn't at his daycare centre and various other Wednesday specific things).

Grrrrrrr.

Oh, got two fabulous new bras from M&S today though.
VERY plain, but fit most excellently - even my Mum will approve (she is very critical of my cleavage - she thinks boobies are inappropriate and tacky on someone my age and size). Now I can wear my existing white top to dinner next week instead of buying a new one. I did buy one actually, but I'm taking it back. It looked better on the hanger.

classicman · 06-21-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

even my Mum will approve (she is very critical of my cleavage - she thinks boobies are inappropriate and tacky on someone my age and size).

What would she have you do with them? Don't most women your age and size have breasts?

Oh and to keep the meme going - I'm not sorry bout yer fing-err eye.

Shawnee123 · 06-21-2010, 02:06 PM

I just overheard the nicest thing someone s

Shawnee123 · 06-21-2010, 02:27 PM

Ya breezy, like a ho wantin' money, ya know?

Shawnee123 · 06-21-2010, 02:38 PM

Dont ya wanna, aint ya gonna, should ya oughta?

Please circle yes or no.

monster · 06-21-2010, 02:38 PM

There were 5 garbage trucks in our 250-house neighborhood, all leap-frogginf each other empyting the trash cans. WTF?

monster · 06-21-2010, 02:39 PM

Shaw, take the orange pill

Shawnee123 · 06-21-2010, 02:41 PM

I gotta take wut? Will it make me smaller? Will it make me taller? Dunno. Gimme yers.

Sundae · 06-21-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

What would she have you do with them? Don't most women your age and size have breasts?

I'm sposed to minimise them - strap them down.
Not have them "jiggling and joggling", "bobbling about" or "really in my face". Yes, direct quotes.

At the football the other week she commented on the fact that as I was jogging my foot up and down it was making my boobs jig too.

Me - "Oh Mum, no-one's watching!"
Mum - "You're just like your father! So defensive!"
Me - "It's just because you comment on my boobs all the time!"
End of convo.

I felt bad afterwards, that I had over-reacted. But it was true, damnit. If she'd just commented on my foot instead I would have quipped back about burning calories or something.

I admit - am overly sensitive when it comes to Mum's comments.

Cicero · 06-21-2010, 03:56 PM

Ha Haa! This is a frustrated posting in Craigslist job ads. I responded to it as it not only amused me, I empathized.

"I'V BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB AND SENDING MY RESUME TO THE POSTING AND NO ONE CALLS!!!!!!! I HAVE EXPERIANCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE, MANAGEMENT, AND SALES I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

The ad posting was similar. In caps. Loved it.

classicman · 06-21-2010, 05:04 PM

let it go SG - Thats what Mums are for.

LOL AT CICERO! ! ! !
HA HAH AHAHAHAAAAA

jinx · 06-23-2010, 02:17 PM

Just had portfolio evaluations. The weight is off, the kids be'd edumacated .

06-21-2010, 12:07 PM	#1893
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Norton sucks. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-21-2010, 02:06 PM	#1896
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I just overheard the nicest thing someone s __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-21-2010, 02:27 PM	#1897
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ya breezy, like a ho wantin' money, ya know? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-21-2010, 02:38 PM	#1898
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Dont ya wanna, aint ya gonna, should ya oughta? Please circle yes or no. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-21-2010, 02:38 PM	#1899
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There were 5 garbage trucks in our 250-house neighborhood, all leap-frogginf each other empyting the trash cans. WTF? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-21-2010, 12:28 PM	#1894
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was messing about with my hair and poked myself REALLY HARD in the eye with my little finger. I felt it squidge my eyeball! It was so grim. It took 30 mins before I couls see properly out of that eye. And it still hurts 90 minutes later. Poor poor me. And what an idiot. And I keep thinking it's Tuesday, which mucks up any plans I'm trying to make about tomorrow (as in it's not the next England game, Grandad isn't at his daycare centre and various other Wednesday specific things). Grrrrrrr. Oh, got two fabulous new bras from M&S today though. VERY plain, but fit most excellently - even my Mum will approve (she is very critical of my cleavage - she thinks boobies are inappropriate and tacky on someone my age and size). Now I can wear my existing white top to dinner next week instead of buying a new one. I did buy one actually, but I'm taking it back. It looked better on the hanger.

06-21-2010, 02:39 PM	#1900
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Shaw, take the orange pill __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-21-2010, 02:41 PM	#1901
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I gotta take wut? Will it make me smaller? Will it make me taller? Dunno. Gimme yers. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-21-2010, 03:56 PM	#1903
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Ha Haa! This is a frustrated posting in Craigslist job ads. I responded to it as it not only amused me, I empathized. "I'V BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB AND SENDING MY RESUME TO THE POSTING AND NO ONE CALLS!!!!!!! I HAVE EXPERIANCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE, MANAGEMENT, AND SALES I DON'T UNDERSTAND" The ad posting was similar. In caps. Loved it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

06-21-2010, 05:04 PM	#1904
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	let it go SG - Thats what Mums are for. LOL AT CICERO! ! ! ! HA HAH AHAHAHAAAAA __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-23-2010, 02:17 PM	#1905
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Just had portfolio evaluations. The weight is off, the kids be'd edumacated . __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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