The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 13

Happy Monkey · 09-20-2004, 10:54 PM

It's the ancient rite of the cheap Spider-Man costume.

Elspode · 09-20-2004, 10:55 PM

Looks like a FanCon for "Weird Science".

Elspode · 09-21-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 404Error

I've never seen anything like this before, anyone got a guess what it is?

This might explain it...look near the end of the article.

http://www.westword.com/issues/1996-09-26/feature2.html

zippyt · 09-21-2004, 08:42 PM

"AHHH smell your essence young grasshopper !!!!"

Elspode · 09-21-2004, 11:26 PM

The guy does reconstructions/models of extinct critters. He's made a diplocaulus (or so he says towards the bottom of the article), and it made me wonder whether or not that the thing in the bucket might be that model, since apparently, with the exception of a couple of posts on a cryptozoology site, there are no real live ones anywhere.

The same pic shows up on a couple of those aforementioned sites.

Elspode · 09-26-2004, 12:57 AM

Someone has *got* to send that one to Jay Leno. Priceless.

Cyber Wolf · 09-26-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This woman is worried that the jackhammers will harm her unborn child,.......between cigarettes.

What an attentive and concerned mother...

Well maybe she knows her baby's more likely to be a premie and have other weird health problems from the smoking she's doing and so she hopes to be the sole cause of her baby's problems.

404Error · 09-29-2004, 09:38 PM

I got this picture in an email, I have no idea where it was taken or the story behind it but I know I wouldn't want to go kayaking there.

footfootfoot · 09-29-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 404Error

WTF is this all about??

It is emergency SARS protocol. Or maybe, maybe, there's a horrible joke in me that is fighting to get out... it's on the tip of my tongue.

NO! it's not! I didn't mean that!

Cyber Wolf · 09-30-2004, 12:01 AM

There's water under there?! Looks like he's just rolling along over tubes, slippery paper and cylindrical bottles, 2-liter type.

hollyoake · 09-30-2004, 11:07 AM

are you sure it isn't the London Themes...?

Bullitt · 10-02-2004, 04:23 PM

Woo the pregnant woman lives on Bullitt Ave.! That, besides the fact that shes such a f*cking idiot, makes my week!

zippyt · 10-03-2004, 12:51 AM

BAIT!!!!

wolf · 10-03-2004, 10:24 AM

My secretary, who lost her mind when she turned 50, sends me pictures like this a lot.

But without the photoshopping.

She also sent me a notice regarding an upcoming event in Philly about a "sacred rite" that's going to be conducted.

In a bar.

Involving the opportunity to be pierced with fishhooks, have a bungie cords attached to them and then you yank on them. They are doing "beginner" piercings too ... smaller fishhooks and rubber bands that you pull on yourself.

She sent me this as a means of claiming that doing such a thing is a spiritual act. The notice lead off with a statement that this work would be conducted in "sacred space".

No, I told her, this is just weirdos and freaks using an opportunity to get off in public.

I forwarded the notice to a Native American friend of mine who is a SunDancer.

Haven't heard back from him yet.

wolf · 10-03-2004, 12:31 PM

The fishhooks used by the wierdos who get their freak on in public do not have barbs. Some suspension piercers file the barbs off themselves, others have their hooks made to order.

Yes, I know far to much about this for someone who doesn't do it and wouldn't consider trying it.

Gods bless the internet, and the Discovery Channel.

09-20-2004, 10:54 PM	#181
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It's the ancient rite of the cheap Spider-Man costume. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-20-2004, 10:55 PM	#182
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Looks like a FanCon for "Weird Science". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-21-2004, 08:42 PM	#184
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	"AHHH smell your essence young grasshopper !!!!" __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-21-2004, 11:26 PM	#185
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The guy does reconstructions/models of extinct critters. He's made a diplocaulus (or so he says towards the bottom of the article), and it made me wonder whether or not that the thing in the bucket might be that model, since apparently, with the exception of a couple of posts on a cryptozoology site, there are no real live ones anywhere. The same pic shows up on a couple of those aforementioned sites. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-26-2004, 12:57 AM	#186
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Someone has got to send that one to Jay Leno. Priceless. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-29-2004, 09:38 PM	#188
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	I got this picture in an email, I have no idea where it was taken or the story behind it but I know I wouldn't want to go kayaking there. Attached Images __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

09-30-2004, 12:01 AM	#190
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	There's water under there?! Looks like he's just rolling along over tubes, slippery paper and cylindrical bottles, 2-liter type. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

09-30-2004, 11:07 AM	#191
hollyoake The world has changed and i'm still in my underwear! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Gloucestershire UK Posts: 57	are you sure it isn't the London Themes...?

10-02-2004, 04:23 PM	#192
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Woo the pregnant woman lives on Bullitt Ave.! That, besides the fact that shes such a f*cking idiot, makes my week! __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

10-03-2004, 12:51 AM	#193
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	BAIT!!!! Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-03-2004, 10:24 AM	#194
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	My secretary, who lost her mind when she turned 50, sends me pictures like this a lot. But without the photoshopping. She also sent me a notice regarding an upcoming event in Philly about a "sacred rite" that's going to be conducted. In a bar. Involving the opportunity to be pierced with fishhooks, have a bungie cords attached to them and then you yank on them. They are doing "beginner" piercings too ... smaller fishhooks and rubber bands that you pull on yourself. She sent me this as a means of claiming that doing such a thing is a spiritual act. The notice lead off with a statement that this work would be conducted in "sacred space". No, I told her, this is just weirdos and freaks using an opportunity to get off in public. I forwarded the notice to a Native American friend of mine who is a SunDancer. Haven't heard back from him yet. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-03-2004, 12:31 PM	#195
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The fishhooks used by the wierdos who get their freak on in public do not have barbs. Some suspension piercers file the barbs off themselves, others have their hooks made to order. Yes, I know far to much about this for someone who doesn't do it and wouldn't consider trying it. Gods bless the internet, and the Discovery Channel. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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