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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I seem to be living in a horror story. Even though I made some of that up.
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05-31-2013, 09:51 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Nice color.
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06-01-2013, 05:24 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Ah babes!
Nasty. Guess you have to go missionary position for a while then?
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06-01-2013, 08:18 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I too am grateful you didn't break your back!
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06-01-2013, 09:57 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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Holy crap! Glad you're (relatively) unscathed. That is a beautiful shade of plum, though.
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06-01-2013, 11:38 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Rorshack bruise.
I see a .....Comet entering atmosphere
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06-01-2013, 03:46 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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06-01-2013, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Ouch!
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06-01-2013, 09:22 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Giant squid.
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06-02-2013, 09:39 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I see a dog face.
You're turning violet, Violet! jebus i aint ever seen no bruise like that! ouch indeed. |
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06-02-2013, 09:54 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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In the first picture, I see the Roadrunner. (beep beep!)
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05-03-2014, 08:38 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifobette walked in front of a swinging kid today, and got kicked across the cheekbone. Here's what it looks like 6 hours later. We're teaching her to say "You should see the other guy" when everyone asks about it tomorrow.
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05-03-2014, 09:11 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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or you could teach her to say "momma warned me...."
 Not so mini any more, eh? Hope it's not so tender it hurts when she moves her face  Poor Mini.
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05-03-2014, 09:31 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I know, she just turned 6 a couple weeks ago. It's kind of nuts. Plus, she's catching up on her perpetually-undersized brother. She's two years younger but there's some clothing items they can share.
I feel old. |
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05-04-2014, 06:23 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Just wait until she's traveling around Europe on her own, then you'll know O L D.
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