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The future is unwritten
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06-19-2014, 04:09 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Is it possible to change your reward from 72 virgins to something like 72 flavors of ice cream?
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06-19-2014, 10:12 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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My edition of the Koran doesn't promise 72 virgins, but there were a lot of nubile young boys in the afterlife.
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06-19-2014, 10:37 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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72 Sturgeons
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06-19-2014, 10:37 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Did that edition come wrapped in a plain brown burka?
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06-19-2014, 11:36 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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72 Surgeons
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06-19-2014, 12:03 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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06-19-2014, 04:53 PM
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The future is unwritten
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But it's all there in black and white.
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06-19-2014, 10:23 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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06-20-2014, 10:05 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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"and another name for the bible is the gospel, so it has to be true." --Ricky Gervais
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06-20-2014, 05:14 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Reader's Digest once did a series on Joe's body parts. How did they publish the chapter entitled "I am Joe's Penis". Oh. Back then everyone did not fear terrorists. |
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06-20-2014, 05:51 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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