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yep, that's about right
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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There was a young man from Australia
Whose Limerick was such a failure It was a Haiku.
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I hear them call the tide
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Susan Boyle was good 25 years ago.
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I have to go and have my semen tank re-filled, bet most have never uttered that sentence LOL!
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I never heard of such a thing. I assume you are talking about artificially inseminating cows, but I guess I always assumed that a vet would come and do that. Your semen tank can't be that big, can it? I'm picturing like a thermos?
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Most that Artificially Inseminate cattle are not DVMs. You don't need a degree to stick your arm up a cow's rectum
![]() ![]() It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel
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how do you keep it chilled? Do you have to find a liquid nitrogen supplier, or maybe dry ice?
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liquid nitrogen I meet a guy with a truck and get semen and a re fill.
That sounds dirty!
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My cousin does his dairy cattle himself as well.
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Happy Birthday Marlee!
Every girl deserves to be a princess! Here's Marlee, GD#5, 4 years old today. She wants a "Gorg" cake, from Fraggle Rock.
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I hear them call the tide
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::imagining chihuahuacows::
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Yesterday, I was home (sick sick sick) and it started hailing. Started out pea-sized but later got as big as nickels. It lasted 10-15 minutes. I don't remember hail ever lasting that long. There were tornado watches too. No damage to my car, whose butt sticks out the carport. It was AWESOME. I wished a tornado would sweep me away, though.
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I hear them call the tide
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I'm glad a tornado didn't sweep you away
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Thank you.
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