03-24-2011, 12:06 PM | #2071 |
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I thought my belly was making weird noises. Turns out it's the cat snoring.
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03-24-2011, 12:06 PM | #2072 |
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Well then the entire forum would have been all about you and not nearly enough about me.
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03-24-2011, 12:15 PM | #2073 |
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*snort*
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Westboro Baptist Nutters would picket your memorial service and everything
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03-24-2011, 12:18 PM | #2076 |
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Cleaning her weed.
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03-24-2011, 12:18 PM | #2077 |
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Hahahaha!
When my cat uses the litter box it sounds like the back door is opening. What's up with the ventriloquist cats? |
03-24-2011, 12:20 PM | #2078 |
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I dunno, but mine needs to snore louder, I'm hungry!
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03-24-2011, 04:31 PM | #2079 |
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Our next door neighbour washing down the skirting boards in her front bedroom sounds like my cat scratching to get out of my room apparently.
Mum went up to check on Diz a couple of times to find him snoozing happily in his drawer under my bed. Eventually she realised the noises were coming from BEHIND THE WALL! She knocked (bravely I think, although it was midday) and Maureen called back in answer. The walls aren't paper thin, but if everything else is silent and you are deliberately trying to contact the other person it's possible to do so. They went out and had a natter over the back fence about it. |
03-25-2011, 08:24 AM | #2080 |
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Today is my 20th anniversary with my current employer. How did that happen?
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03-25-2011, 09:27 AM | #2081 |
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Wow, glatt. That doesn't happen so much these days. You should have a total meltdown and start throwing stuff and barking at people. They'd be like "what the heck happened to our mild-mannered glatt? Twenty years must be the breaking point!"
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03-25-2011, 10:07 AM | #2082 |
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Wow. 20 years is a lot!
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03-25-2011, 10:11 AM | #2083 |
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Well done mate. It goes by faster than you think. I am 9 years out of my 20 years in the service and it seems like yesterday.
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Thanks everyone. Funny thing is that I never even chose this job. It all just kind of happened. I needed to pay rent, so I started temping. After a while, got hired. And they pay me just enough to make it not worth the hassle of going out and getting a better job. Plus, with all my seniority, I get tons of vacation time. So I'm never motivated to leave. Not exactly a glowing assessment of my job, but at least I'm employed and the future is looking fairly secure.
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03-25-2011, 10:45 AM | #2085 |
To shreds, you say?
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dude, did you start just out of high school? You're, what, 40?
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