Do you pee in the shower? - Page 14

insoluble · 12-10-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileNotFound

Why do you assume the guest is a she?

5 second rule doesn't work in a house with 2 cats.

Anything that touches the floor instantly has enough hair on it to be considered a hairball.

yeah - anything that touches the floor in my house instantly has enough cat around it to be considered retreivable only through surgery.

BrianR · 12-10-2003, 02:12 PM

Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies...

Brian

Tobiasly · 12-10-2003, 03:41 PM

I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

lumberjim · 12-10-2003, 03:54 PM

boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.

if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things.
....anyone?

wolf · 12-10-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobiasly
I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

You're in a desert, dude. I thought you guys had to pee on each other to wash.

elSicomoro · 12-10-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by case
So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Who here follows the 5 second rule?

To answer your questions: depends on if anyone is around, yes, wouldn't care, no, yes, and I do.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-11-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by tikat

If I were in the shower with her, then yes, I would mind.

If I were in the shower with HER no I wouldn't mind.

time4me · 01-03-2004, 10:30 PM

it just saves so much time

xoxoxoBruce · 01-03-2004, 10:50 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Time4. Glad you're on the logical side.

darclauz · 01-05-2004, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.

if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things.
....anyone?

in the shower, i picnicked with Bub
we finished our friskies and grub
we threw out our plastic
and then Bub got spastic
when i peed on his rubba-dub-dub.

darclauz · 01-05-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.

if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things.
....anyone?

neverland offered break-fast
where boys and some cats had a blast
but mike's panic attack
in the tub at the back
was from seeing a pussy at last.

Undertoad · 01-05-2004, 12:45 PM

A showery table I set
Testing whether cats hate to get wet
But my full bladder burst
As my poor kitty nursed
Now we're standing in line at the vet

Undertoad · 01-05-2004, 12:47 PM

I once had a kitten named Bellow
Who said to me "Pardon, old fellow,
I understand why
My kibble's not dry
But why is it steaming and yellow?"

darclauz · 01-05-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
I once had a kitten named Bellow
Who said to me "Pardon, old fellow,
I understand why
My kibble's not dry
But why is it steaming and yellow?"

and THIS is why i take your word on it, UT.

Undertoad · 01-05-2004, 03:29 PM

Tankee! I'm kinda proud of that one...

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do	54	54.55%
I am a male and I do not	11	11.11%
I am a female and I do	20	20.20%
I am a female and I do not	10	10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo	4	4.04%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

12-10-2003, 02:12 PM	#2
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies... Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-10-2003, 03:54 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it. if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things. ....anyone? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-03-2004, 10:30 PM	#8
time4me Rapscallion Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Centennial, CO Posts: 5	it just saves so much time __________________ a nap a day keeps insanity away

12-10-2003, 03:41 PM	#3
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

01-03-2004, 10:50 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Time4. Glad you're on the logical side.

01-05-2004, 12:45 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A showery table I set Testing whether cats hate to get wet But my full bladder burst As my poor kitty nursed Now we're standing in line at the vet

01-05-2004, 12:47 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I once had a kitten named Bellow Who said to me "Pardon, old fellow, I understand why My kibble's not dry But why is it steaming and yellow?"

01-05-2004, 03:29 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Tankee! I'm kinda proud of that one...

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