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11-28-2005, 10:36 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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scarce as hen's teeth
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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11-30-2005, 02:45 AM
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Pump my ride!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
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One for the festive season (if you know what I mean):
'Eyes like pissholes in the snow'
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11-30-2005, 09:39 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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fine as frogs hair
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11-30-2005, 09:43 AM
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bent
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
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(on a fine booty, while walking): like two hound dogs wrasslin in a sack
(on a less toned female form): looks like a bag of cats headed for the river
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh |
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02-10-2006, 09:54 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lawrence, KS
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02-10-2006, 10:06 AM
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nope
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Useless as tits on a boar.
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02-10-2006, 10:25 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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As busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
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02-10-2006, 10:28 AM
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nope
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 322
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"slicker that owl shit"
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02-13-2006, 01:09 PM
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I'll Have Sprouts With That
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: North of You Guyz
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"Barking Spiders"
My hubby says that everytime he farts. Obviously I married him for his humour.
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11-05-2007, 09:38 AM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Quote:
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02-14-2006, 06:05 AM
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nope
Join Date: Jan 2006
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LOL - my kids use that term! They got it from my brothers... also known for their humor!!
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10-04-2007, 07:47 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Welcome Srobi!
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10-05-2007, 01:45 AM
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Sir Post-A-Lot
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona
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Wierd sayings
"Nervous as a whore in church"
When you have to clean that up a little it becomes..... "Nervous as a lady of the evening in a house of worship"
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10-05-2007, 03:00 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Fit as a butcher's dog.
Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs (expression of surprise). |
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11-01-2007, 02:06 PM
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infectious waste case
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: mooon base alpha 5
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more meat on a butchers pencil
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