Weird News - Page 144

ZenGum · 12-23-2012, 08:02 PM

If the presence of a hot secretary is a threat to a marriage, that marriage is in big trouble regardless of what is done about the secretary.

orthodoc · 12-23-2012, 09:55 PM

So Iowa has decreed that men aren't responsible for controlling themselves. Wait ... I'm confused. What've we been trying to do in Afghanistan all these years, again?

All right, the woman and her lawyer brought the lawsuit under the wrong grounds; it wasn't a case of gender discrimination. The Supreme Court didn't have a lot of options with the case as it was presented. And if the woman was too stupid to recognize her boss's comments as sexual harrassment ...

BigV · 12-23-2012, 10:06 PM

cite please

orthodoc · 12-23-2012, 10:39 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/22/us/iow...html?hpt=hp_t3

I'm not sure this will work, but if not - check CNN for 'Irresistible worker' stories.

infinite monkey · 12-24-2012, 11:23 AM

Google is your friend, bv.

Thanks Ortho.

And you're right. Wrong charges...weird case.

footfootfoot · 12-24-2012, 01:45 PM

How can it be permissible?
She compromise my principle, yeah, yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Her loving is so powerful, huh!
It's simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The woman is invincible

She's a natural law and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Simply irresistible she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible, she's all mine
There's no other way to go!

Her methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

Simply irresistible

ZenGum · 12-25-2012, 06:45 PM

Now here's a headline:

Drunk man arrested driving stolen car on runway

Quote:

"We don't know why he took the car, these are things you do when you're drunk," Mr Muller said, adding that the man would "take a while to get sober".

Ibby · 01-01-2013, 02:44 PM

"Beer now considered alcohol, not food, in Russia as new restrictions take hold"
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...ions-take-hold

limey · 01-02-2013, 10:34 AM

Oh yeah, when I was there beer was considered a soft drink. I used to buy two-litre bottles of ready mixed gin and tonic for a couple of bucks. And it was good.

Sent by thought transference.

DanaC · 01-02-2013, 11:13 AM

As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2013, 11:15 AM

I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies.

limey · 01-02-2013, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.

Sent by thought transference.

Pete Zicato · 01-02-2013, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies.

Ibby · 01-05-2013, 05:24 AM

MUCH less "weird news" than "funny internet commentary", but, thank you tumblr:

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Gravdigr · 01-05-2013, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies.

Liquid panty remover, exactly.

'Swat I'm talkin' 'bout.

12-23-2012, 08:02 PM	#2146
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If the presence of a hot secretary is a threat to a marriage, that marriage is in big trouble regardless of what is done about the secretary. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-23-2012, 09:55 PM	#2147
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	So Iowa has decreed that men aren't responsible for controlling themselves. Wait ... I'm confused. What've we been trying to do in Afghanistan all these years, again? All right, the woman and her lawyer brought the lawsuit under the wrong grounds; it wasn't a case of gender discrimination. The Supreme Court didn't have a lot of options with the case as it was presented. And if the woman was too stupid to recognize her boss's comments as sexual harrassment ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-23-2012, 10:06 PM	#2148
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	cite please __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-23-2012, 10:39 PM	#2149
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/22/us/iow...html?hpt=hp_t3 I'm not sure this will work, but if not - check CNN for 'Irresistible worker' stories. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-24-2012, 01:45 PM	#2151
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How can it be permissible? She compromise my principle, yeah, yeah That kind of love is mythical She's anything but typical She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force You're obliged to conform when there's no other course She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible Simply irresistible Her loving is so powerful, huh! It's simply unavoidable The trend is irreversible The woman is invincible She's a natural law and she leaves me in awe She deserves the applause, I surrender because She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible Simply irresistible Simply irresistible she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall She gives me feelings like I never felt before I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went Simply irresistible, she's all mine There's no other way to go! Her methods are inscrutable The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh She's so completely kissable, huh Our lives are indivisible She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force You're obliged to conform when there's no other course She used to look good to me, but now I find her Simply irresistible Simply irresistible She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go Simply irresistible __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-24-2012, 11:23 AM	#2150
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Google is your friend, bv. Thanks Ortho. And you're right. Wrong charges...weird case.

01-01-2013, 02:44 PM	#2153
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	"Beer now considered alcohol, not food, in Russia as new restrictions take hold" http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...ions-take-hold __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

01-02-2013, 10:34 AM	#2154
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Oh yeah, when I was there beer was considered a soft drink. I used to buy two-litre bottles of ready mixed gin and tonic for a couple of bucks. And it was good. Sent by thought transference. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-02-2013, 11:15 AM	#2156
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-05-2013, 05:24 AM	#2159
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	MUCH less "weird news" than "funny internet commentary", but, thank you tumblr: __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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