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Old 10-09-2008, 08:55 PM   #2161
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Yes I do!
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:40 AM   #2162
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lol!!!

And...you don't wanna know why I find that so funny. LOL!!!
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Yes I do!
... with pictures
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Old 10-11-2008, 03:16 AM   #2163
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Girl falls off bike.

This is funny. Listen to what she says in the end (it's a little hard to hear).

Thank you...thank you very much. My heart needed a hug jolt in the middle of the night.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:55 AM   #2164
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hunglikejesus,
up your ass with a red hot poker.
That hurt.
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Old 10-12-2008, 04:41 AM   #2165
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I just finished the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle.

It was completely blank.

But when you finish, you can turn it over and there's a picture of a garden on the back. That was nice.

ZG
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Old 10-12-2008, 05:14 AM   #2166
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You one crazy Zen Master, you sure you not the Monkey King?
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
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Old 10-13-2008, 04:50 PM   #2167
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LOL @ Zen... very nice
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:07 PM   #2168
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Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."

"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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Old 10-13-2008, 05:36 PM   #2169
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Two nuns, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar...
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Old 10-13-2008, 07:02 PM   #2170
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...and find the Cellar brawl
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:48 PM   #2171
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Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed.
Now we are trusting the economy of our country, to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:14 AM   #2172
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THAT ^^^^^^^ is not funny.
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:50 PM   #2173
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Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:01 PM   #2174
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Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread.
It's here. Wait. What?
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Old 10-14-2008, 03:23 PM   #2175
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I AM SECRETARY OF MINISTRY OF TRESURY OF SMALL AFRICAN NATION.

I MUST SHARE MY CONFIDENCE WITH YOU IN TRUST:

I WAS PLANNING TO SEND AN EMAIL TO RIP OFF RICH AMERICANS LIKE YOU.

AFTER LAST WEEK OF FINANCIAL NEWS, I NO LONGER HAVE THE HEART TO DO THIS.

CLEARLY AMERICANS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SCAMMED ENOUGH BY BEST IN WALL ST - MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND MY FRIENDS.

I CAN NO LONGER COMPETE WITH SUCH CLEVER AMERICANS WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF FELLOW COUNTRYMAN FOR TRILIONS OF USD.

PLEASE ACCEPT OUR SINSERE CONDOLENCES ON YOUR LOSS OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.

BEST REGARDS,

ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
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