10-29-2008, 03:26 PM | #2221 |
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A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick. The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?'' The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''
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10-29-2008, 03:56 PM | #2222 |
why so serious
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Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and deliver a basket of goodies to Grandmother when her mother stopped her, saying "Little Red, you had better be careful in the woods because the Big Bad Wolf is out today. If he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off."
"Oh I'll be all right," Little Red answered as she pulled out a rather large shotgun from the basket she was carrying. Assured that her daughter would be safe, she allowed Little Red to leave the house and begin the journey to Grandmother's house. Along the trail in the woods Little Red came across her friends the three little pigs (don't ask what they are doing in the woods, after all it is just a joke) "Little Red, Little Red," they called to her, "you had better be careful because the Big Bad Wolf is in the woods today. He said that if he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off." After showing them the shotgun and assuring her friends that she would be all right, Little Red continued her journey to Grandmother's. Just then the Big Bad Wolf appeared and he said, "Little Red at last I found you. You know what's going to happen now, right? I am going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off." "I don't think so..." Little Red replied as she leveled the shotgun at the wolf. She then lifted up her little red dress, and pulled down her little red panties and said, "you're going to eat me just like the book says...." |
10-29-2008, 10:04 PM | #2223 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Do the math!
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10-29-2008, 10:33 PM | #2224 |
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10-30-2008, 02:16 AM | #2225 | |
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Great. Now I'm hungry...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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10-30-2008, 05:43 PM | #2227 |
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10-31-2008, 11:01 AM | #2228 |
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10-31-2008, 11:02 AM | #2229 |
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10-31-2008, 11:55 AM | #2230 |
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Re 2228 - wow. Dana might have to correct me re students, but certainly every single adult I know has a Windows, not Mac laptop, which makes me question whether it's an untampered with photo.
Shame that either way, students no longer take note by hand.
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10-31-2008, 12:05 PM | #2231 |
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I think it is real, pbly a classroom prank.
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10-31-2008, 12:51 PM | #2232 |
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The kid with the pen and paper is the only one taking notes. The rest are posting in the Cellar.
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10-31-2008, 12:55 PM | #2233 |
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good one.
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10-31-2008, 04:29 PM | #2234 |
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THE ITALIAN ELBOW
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301." There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? "What . . . . . .. .. You comma empty handed?
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10-31-2008, 08:20 PM | #2235 |
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Pretty muh nobody I know takes a laptop into lectures. It's all pen and paper. Though you don't have to take much in the way of detailed notes, because the lecture slides are online afterwards.
Pretty much a mix on Macs and Windows I've found. Leaning probably towards Windows mostly. |
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