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Ocean's Edge · 04-11-2013, 02:29 PM

Beaver Bites Man To Death

glatt · 04-11-2013, 02:41 PM

I guess since he bled out, they don't have to bother testing for rabies.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-11-2013, 11:59 PM

Damn, I didn't think they were that fast.

Sundae · 04-12-2013, 05:14 AM

Snatch and grab.

ZenGum · 04-12-2013, 09:02 AM

You can't ignaw them.

Ocean's Edge · 04-12-2013, 03:21 PM

wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other

Happy Monkey · 04-12-2013, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge

wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other

infinite monkey · 04-12-2013, 04:32 PM

There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.

Griff · 04-13-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I wish it had been this elephant and he could've shot 'em back right in the face!

Very dark.

elSicomoro · 04-13-2013, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.

Speaking of beavers...

sexobon · 04-13-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

Speaking of beavers...

Yes, they were.

elSicomoro · 04-13-2013, 01:49 PM

D'oh!

footfootfoot · 04-13-2013, 04:43 PM

Welcome to Canada! Bienvenue Canada! Have a nice day!

Gravdigr · 04-14-2013, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge

...I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes...

Well, now, see, he got bit to death, not licked.

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04-11-2013, 02:29 PM	#2267
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04-11-2013, 11:59 PM	#2269
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04-12-2013, 05:14 AM	#2270
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04-12-2013, 09:02 AM	#2271
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04-11-2013, 02:41 PM	#2268
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I guess since he bled out, they don't have to bother testing for rabies.

04-12-2013, 03:21 PM	#2272
Ocean's Edge is a beach Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: One step back from the end of the world Posts: 245	wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint. I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste. or taste good ... one or the other __________________ *Schrodinger's cat is a koan.*

04-12-2013, 04:32 PM	#2274
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans. And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail? Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car. I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.

04-13-2013, 01:49 PM	#2278
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	D'oh!

04-13-2013, 04:43 PM	#2279
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