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Sundae · 04-14-2013, 04:28 AM

Blimey, all those cars zhooming past! (not a typo, an attempt at onomatopoeia)
And then some git-face decides to beep him when it must be obvious why he is in the middle of the road. Saving a beaver here, people!

I thought Canucks were supposed to be polite!

ZenGum · 04-14-2013, 07:12 AM

We just had a fireman end up in hospital with minor injuries after he fell out of a tree while attempting to rescue a koala.

From a tree.

Errrmmm....

Okay, it was in the suburbs, and said koala had just run across a road, narrowly avoiding death, and was now in a tree from which the most plausible exits were also across dangerous roads. It did need assistance. But, the national parks people have long lasso-on-a-stick devices which can secure a koala without some human attempting to out-climb it.

orthodoc · 04-14-2013, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I thought Canucks were supposed to be polite!

That's just in the tourist brochures.

ZenGum · 04-14-2013, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I thought Canucks were supposed to be polite!

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

Sorry!

FTFY

footfootfoot · 04-14-2013, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

We just had a fireman end up in hospital with minor injuries after he fell out of a tree while attempting to rescue a koala.

From a tree.

Errrmmm....

Okay, it was in the suburbs, and said koala had just run across a road, narrowly avoiding death, and was now in a tree from which the most plausible exits were also across dangerous roads. It did need assistance. But, the national parks people have long lasso-on-a-stick devices which can secure a koala without some human attempting to out-climb it.

I have it on good authority that is was actually a drop bear, but that fact was covered up to prevent panic. Actually one fireman was killed and the other was horribly mutilated.

ZenGum · 04-15-2013, 06:29 AM

I guess that's why they sent in the drop firefighter.

footfootfoot · 04-15-2013, 08:30 AM

I think they sent this dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHViMSzQdI&t=5m5s

Pete Zicato · 04-15-2013, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I guess that's why they sent in the drop firefighter.

Ha!

Gravdigr · 04-26-2013, 12:07 PM

US sailor thwarts Dubai bus driver rapist after putting him in strangehold with her thighs and then beating him into submission

Go Navy!

ZenGum · 04-26-2013, 07:38 PM

I whole-heartedly approve of this. Sister should go and give lessons to the bus-riding women of India.

Gravdigr · 04-28-2013, 02:52 PM

Now this really pulling one outta ya ass:

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ZenGum · 04-28-2013, 06:45 PM

If she vomited, would it look like peas and karats?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-28-2013, 11:14 PM

Anyone who's had a colonoscopy, knows the doctor didn't retrieve the stone.

ZenGum · 04-30-2013, 08:06 AM

PUSSY SHAVER STRIKES AGAIN

Oh Darwin, you never fail to amuse.

ZenGum · 05-07-2013, 08:11 AM

http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...nes-photos.htm

That's right, the link says http ://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm

You might want to think about that before you click.

04-14-2013, 04:28 AM	#2281
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Blimey, all those cars zhooming past! (not a typo, an attempt at onomatopoeia) And then some git-face decides to beep him when it must be obvious why he is in the middle of the road. Saving a beaver here, people! I thought Canucks were supposed to be polite! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-14-2013, 07:12 AM	#2282
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	We just had a fireman end up in hospital with minor injuries after he fell out of a tree while attempting to rescue a koala. From a tree. Errrmmm.... Okay, it was in the suburbs, and said koala had just run across a road, narrowly avoiding death, and was now in a tree from which the most plausible exits were also across dangerous roads. It did need assistance. But, the national parks people have long lasso-on-a-stick devices which can secure a koala without some human attempting to out-climb it. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-15-2013, 06:29 AM	#2286
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I guess that's why they sent in the drop firefighter. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-15-2013, 08:30 AM	#2287
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think they sent this dude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHViMSzQdI&t=5m5s __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-26-2013, 12:07 PM	#2289
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	US sailor thwarts Dubai bus driver rapist after putting him in strangehold with her thighs and then beating him into submission Go Navy! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-26-2013, 07:38 PM	#2290
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I whole-heartedly approve of this. Sister should go and give lessons to the bus-riding women of India. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-28-2013, 02:52 PM	#2291
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Now this really pulling one outta ya ass: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-28-2013, 06:45 PM	#2292
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If she vomited, would it look like peas and karats? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-28-2013, 11:14 PM	#2293
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Anyone who's had a colonoscopy, knows the doctor didn't retrieve the stone. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-30-2013, 08:06 AM	#2294
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	PUSSY SHAVER STRIKES AGAIN Oh Darwin, you never fail to amuse. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-07-2013, 08:11 AM	#2295
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...nes-photos.htm That's right, the link says http ://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm You might want to think about that before you click. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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