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infinite monkey · 06-17-2011, 12:29 PM

Tajjy used to have those noxious poo's. OMG.

Gaines is physiologically more well-adjusted than any cat I've ever known. Never sick, poo always nice and solid. I've seen him almost barf like once. He eats and drinks the same as all my cats did...but he's just got a strong constitution. I think it's 'cause he's Russian.

Psychologically, he's a nut, but that's what I like in a cat.

Sundae · 06-17-2011, 12:37 PM

Note how I am still here.
The 'rents are cooking dinner and I am above the kitchen, so the smell of fish (Friday) has overcome the smell of poo.

Really, I will clean his tray soon - I'm a responsible owner.
But the timing is wrong now.

Mum sometimes makes silly comments about how often I clean Diz's tray (I adore him - it's clean).
And she brought up three babies.
And she likes to mock my gag reflex.

But even so it's not fair to take a poo-bag through the kitchen during dinner.

monster · 06-17-2011, 07:09 PM

you could de-bone the chicken

Spexxvet · 06-20-2011, 09:07 AM

Woke up yesterday to find water flowing down the streets. A water main had broken about 100 feet away from us. We had very low water pressure from 6am to about 11am.

Lola Bunny · 06-22-2011, 08:44 PM

Want to eat some fruit but I'm too lazy to put some already cut melon into a bowl so I can bring them into my room to eat. Yeah, I can exercise my ass off but I won't go into the kitchen to get some fruits.

Or maybe subconsciously I don't want to see the pile of dishes that I have to wash later. Nah, I'm just lazy.

sexobon · 06-29-2011, 07:36 AM

It appears that the thread "Word Association, part deux." may be a Cellar record holder with its total of 66 deleted posts. Perhaps it should be accorded Cellar Landmark status.

monster · 06-29-2011, 09:13 AM

If only 17,941 was the record.....

Nirvana · 06-29-2011, 10:46 AM

A fat heifer stepped on the top of my foot and that is 1100 lbs more weight than its used to bearing.

Griff · 06-29-2011, 11:07 AM

Ow! I had a milk cow step on a cats paw while I was milking one time. The cow never had a clue but the cat was clawing at her like crazy.

monster · 06-30-2011, 09:30 PM

I swam a shitload and lost 7lbs in a month. I rock. but my swimming thread is boring everyone, so I'm whoring my acomplishment here

.....

sexobon · 07-01-2011, 08:48 AM

Swimmingly whorish.

monster · 07-01-2011, 09:43 AM

Next week I'mm'a learn to spell.....

sexobon · 07-01-2011, 10:00 AM

c c señora.

Sundae · 07-01-2011, 03:52 PM

Oh Monnie, don't fret.
And I'm not bored by your swimming thread. Like with Clod, it's an alien world to me, so I read rather than comment.

I whore JB in every thread. I've learned not to contain myself. I take The Nile as my example. It used to flood every year and the effluvium it carried brought a diversity of crops to Egypt.

In other words, where there's shit, there's grass.

Oh and re Diz's chicken, the theory behind the Blood and Bones feeding is that wings give the perfect blend of bone, marrow, blood, fat and protein. The only better source for cats is chicken necks. Except you can't buy them in this country. Not from butchers anyway. That boy loved cracking those bones - he would walk away from chopped chicken after a while (yes, he would come back - he's a cat) but would stay to crack open full chick wings.

Mum said it was my fault for not cutting the pieces small enough. But if he grew wings and flew away it would be my fault too. I may have over-reacted (which means yes I did and don't want to admit it) but for now he gets pouch food with too many carbs and sugar and colouring. When I've paid off this vet bill I might consider putting him back on a chicken diet... Maybe.

richlevy · 07-02-2011, 10:03 AM

Does it say something about my lack of class that I find this T-shirt funny?

06-17-2011, 12:37 PM	#2282
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Note how I am still here. The 'rents are cooking dinner and I am above the kitchen, so the smell of fish (Friday) has overcome the smell of poo. Really, I will clean his tray soon - I'm a responsible owner. But the timing is wrong now. Mum sometimes makes silly comments about how often I clean Diz's tray (I adore him - it's clean). And she brought up three babies. And she likes to mock my gag reflex. But even so it's not fair to take a poo-bag through the kitchen during dinner. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-17-2011, 07:09 PM	#2283
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you could de-bone the chicken __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-20-2011, 09:07 AM	#2284
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Woke up yesterday to find water flowing down the streets. A water main had broken about 100 feet away from us. We had very low water pressure from 6am to about 11am. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-29-2011, 09:13 AM	#2287
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If only 17,941 was the record..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-29-2011, 10:46 AM	#2288
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	A fat heifer stepped on the top of my foot and that is 1100 lbs more weight than its used to bearing. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-17-2011, 12:29 PM	#2281
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Tajjy used to have those noxious poo's. OMG. Gaines is physiologically more well-adjusted than any cat I've ever known. Never sick, poo always nice and solid. I've seen him almost barf like once. He eats and drinks the same as all my cats did...but he's just got a strong constitution. I think it's 'cause he's Russian. Psychologically, he's a nut, but that's what I like in a cat.

06-22-2011, 08:44 PM	#2285
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Want to eat some fruit but I'm too lazy to put some already cut melon into a bowl so I can bring them into my room to eat. Yeah, I can exercise my ass off but I won't go into the kitchen to get some fruits. Or maybe subconsciously I don't want to see the pile of dishes that I have to wash later. Nah, I'm just lazy.

06-29-2011, 07:36 AM	#2286
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	It appears that the thread "Word Association, part deux." may be a Cellar record holder with its total of 66 deleted posts. Perhaps it should be accorded Cellar Landmark status.

06-29-2011, 11:07 AM	#2289
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ow! I had a milk cow step on a cats paw while I was milking one time. The cow never had a clue but the cat was clawing at her like crazy. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-30-2011, 09:30 PM	#2290
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I swam a shitload and lost 7lbs in a month. I rock. but my swimming thread is boring everyone, so I'm whoring my acomplishment here ..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2011, 08:48 AM	#2291
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Swimmingly whorish.

07-01-2011, 09:43 AM	#2292
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Next week I'mm'a learn to spell..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2011, 10:00 AM	#2293
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	c c señora.

07-01-2011, 03:52 PM	#2294
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh Monnie, don't fret. And I'm not bored by your swimming thread. Like with Clod, it's an alien world to me, so I read rather than comment. I whore JB in every thread. I've learned not to contain myself. I take The Nile as my example. It used to flood every year and the effluvium it carried brought a diversity of crops to Egypt. In other words, where there's shit, there's grass. Oh and re Diz's chicken, the theory behind the Blood and Bones feeding is that wings give the perfect blend of bone, marrow, blood, fat and protein. The only better source for cats is chicken necks. Except you can't buy them in this country. Not from butchers anyway. That boy loved cracking those bones - he would walk away from chopped chicken after a while (yes, he would come back - he's a cat) but would stay to crack open full chick wings. Mum said it was my fault for not cutting the pieces small enough. But if he grew wings and flew away it would be my fault too. I may have over-reacted (which means yes I did and don't want to admit it) but for now he gets pouch food with too many carbs and sugar and colouring. When I've paid off this vet bill I might consider putting him back on a chicken diet... Maybe. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-02-2011, 10:03 AM	#2295
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Does it say something about my lack of class that I find this T-shirt funny? __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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