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#2326 |
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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#2327 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Pie walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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#2328 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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A blonde walks into a bar. She's kind of clumsy.
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller |
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#2329 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
Posts: 483
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A man walks into a bar. His wife sighs and says, "I've been telling him to move that thing for years."
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender knows that Descartes caused a lot of trouble last time, so he decided to get rid of him. The bartender asked, "Descartes, do you want a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not!" - and then he disappeared.
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I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny |
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#2331 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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lol...I think I like that one. I must be!
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Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber |
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#2332 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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A baby seal ... walked into a club.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#2333 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Shakespeare walked into a bar.
The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!"
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#2334 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."
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#2335 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar.
"Can I get a haircut here?"
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#2336 |
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em."
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
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#2337 |
trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.
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Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber |
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#2339 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
Posts: 4,968
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Why does Descartes follow his horse? It would be illogical to put Descartes before de horse.
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller |
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#2340 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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Classic walked into a bar:
dah dah dah duuuuhhhh.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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