Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 156

Pie · 12-03-2008, 12:29 PM

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"

footfootfoot · 12-03-2008, 02:44 PM

Pie walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

dar512 · 12-03-2008, 04:39 PM

A blonde walks into a bar. She's kind of clumsy.

Treasenuak · 12-03-2008, 06:19 PM

A man walks into a bar. His wife sighs and says, "I've been telling him to move that thing for years."

sweetwater · 12-03-2008, 06:34 PM

Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender knows that Descartes caused a lot of trouble last time, so he decided to get rid of him. The bartender asked, "Descartes, do you want a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not!" - and then he disappeared.

Aliantha · 12-03-2008, 06:37 PM

lol...I think I like that one. I must be!

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 07:14 PM

A baby seal ... walked into a club.

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 07:18 PM

Shakespeare walked into a bar.

The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!"

footfootfoot · 12-03-2008, 09:35 PM

ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 09:37 PM

Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar.

"Can I get a haircut here?"

Radar · 12-03-2008, 10:08 PM

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em."

Aliantha · 12-03-2008, 10:08 PM

Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.

classicman · 12-03-2008, 10:17 PM

no, he doesn't not after that last post.
But that was really funny Ali!

dar512 · 12-03-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender knows that Descartes caused a lot of trouble last time, so he decided to get rid of him. The bartender asked, "Descartes, do you want a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not!" - and then he disappeared.

Why does Descartes follow his horse? It would be illogical to put Descartes before de horse.

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 10:57 PM

Classic walked into a bar:

dah dah dah duuuuhhhh.

12-03-2008, 12:29 PM	#2326
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?" __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-03-2008, 02:44 PM	#2327
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Pie walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-03-2008, 04:39 PM	#2328
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	A blonde walks into a bar. She's kind of clumsy. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

12-03-2008, 06:34 PM	#2330
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender knows that Descartes caused a lot of trouble last time, so he decided to get rid of him. The bartender asked, "Descartes, do you want a beer?" Descartes replied, "I think not!" - and then he disappeared. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

12-03-2008, 06:37 PM	#2331
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...I think I like that one. I must be! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-03-2008, 06:19 PM	#2329
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	A man walks into a bar. His wife sighs and says, "I've been telling him to move that thing for years."

12-03-2008, 07:14 PM	#2332
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A baby seal ... walked into a club. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 07:18 PM	#2333
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Shakespeare walked into a bar. The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 09:35 PM	#2334
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-03-2008, 09:37 PM	#2335
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar. "Can I get a haircut here?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 10:08 PM	#2336
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em." __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

12-03-2008, 10:08 PM	#2337
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-03-2008, 10:17 PM	#2338
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	no, he doesn't not after that last post. But that was really funny Ali! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-03-2008, 10:57 PM	#2340
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Classic walked into a bar: dah dah dah duuuuhhhh. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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