Weird News - Page 159

footfootfoot · 06-14-2013, 09:44 PM

You're gonna get Monsanto testing kids at school randomly then suing the parents...

orthodoc · 06-14-2013, 10:34 PM

Agree, it's murky. All involved parties think they've won, which is an immediate red light. Allowing Myriad's patents to stand where they've introduced a few new nucleotides has opened Pandora's box. This is NOT a victory for those who oppose the patenting of human genes. Frankly, the battle was lost when patenting of ANY genes was permitted.

eta: arrgh, foot3, you always manage to say what I meant to say but with wit! I should just wait until you post.

footfootfoot · 06-14-2013, 11:12 PM

Thanks Ortho, You're a peach among peaches.

Griff · 06-15-2013, 06:37 AM

Hmmm... think I'll go read up on Pirate Party literature. Between this patent nonsense and the lack of a 4th Amendment those guys might be well positioned.

ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 08:53 AM

Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

footfootfoot · 06-21-2013, 10:06 AM

My faith in humanity is partially restored.

But not in Apple, they still blow filthy, diseased donkeys.

BigV · 06-21-2013, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

Quote:

This is exactly what happend last Friday when a man dressed as a giant penis was set upon by an offended gent as a woman dressed as a huge vagina tried to calm the teste situation.

*groan*

footfootfoot · 06-21-2013, 03:50 PM

ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 08:24 PM

He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans.

Lamplighter · 06-21-2013, 08:35 PM

Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 08:51 PM

I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket.

classicman · 07-01-2013, 01:11 AM

Speaking of Dick ...
Man high on Mushrooms rips off part of penis

Quote:

DETROIT -- A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man's body were transferred to the hospital with him.

Officers subdued the man for his own safety and called for an ambulance.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming," Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn't take anything. "He wasn't making sense. They couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2013, 03:33 PM

Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms.

footfootfoot · 07-07-2013, 05:19 PM

Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom."

ZenGum · 07-08-2013, 08:46 PM

http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/

Somewhere between

and

Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure...

06-14-2013, 09:44 PM	#2371
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You're gonna get Monsanto testing kids at school randomly then suing the parents... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-14-2013, 10:34 PM	#2372
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Agree, it's murky. All involved parties think they've won, which is an immediate red light. Allowing Myriad's patents to stand where they've introduced a few new nucleotides has opened Pandora's box. This is NOT a victory for those who oppose the patenting of human genes. Frankly, the battle was lost when patenting of ANY genes was permitted. eta: arrgh, foot3, you always manage to say what I meant to say but with wit! I should just wait until you post. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

06-14-2013, 11:12 PM	#2373
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Thanks Ortho, You're a peach among peaches. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-15-2013, 06:37 AM	#2374
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Hmmm... think I'll go read up on Pirate Party literature. Between this patent nonsense and the lack of a 4th Amendment those guys might be well positioned. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-21-2013, 08:53 AM	#2375
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-21-2013, 10:06 AM	#2376
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My faith in humanity is partially restored. But not in Apple, they still blow filthy, diseased donkeys. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-21-2013, 03:50 PM	#2378
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-21-2013, 08:24 PM	#2379
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-21-2013, 08:35 PM	#2380
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

06-21-2013, 08:51 PM	#2381
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-07-2013, 03:33 PM	#2383
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-07-2013, 05:19 PM	#2384
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-08-2013, 08:46 PM	#2385
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/ Somewhere between and Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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