Dweller NSFW pics for 2008 - get it all out there!! - Page 16

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 10:03 AM

Fall is here and its raining today, I am going to miss the warmth of summer ...

Clodfobble · 09-04-2008, 11:46 AM

Yeah, nothing hotter than a photoshopped booty crack. Where's that one pasted over LabRat's jeans? That was pretty funny.

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 11:47 AM

Which one is you, Nirvana?

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 11:49 AM

No photoshop going on there CF. Maybe you would like to guess which one is me Els?

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 11:53 AM

Left.

Golf must be a lot more fun where you're at than it is here.

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 11:56 AM

You are correct you win!you win! umm you win... the right to be right!

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 11:59 AM

Damn. I was hoping to be awarded 18 holes of golf with you as my golf cart hood ornament. Oh well. The right to be right is good, too.

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 12:13 PM

Sorry cart is full!

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 12:22 PM

So...what did you want to tell us about your sporting past, then, Nirvana? I mean, you're apparently heavily involved in animal husbandry now, but what were you doing before? Or are your golf tournament pics relatively recent?

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 12:35 PM

The pictures are about 4 or 5 years old and I have been involved in animal husbandry for about twenty %^% years. That golf outing was fun. I ran a local model/striptease company [no escorts] for about 16 years. President Carter gave me the idea when farm service loans went to 21% interest and almost every small farm in the country went belly up. Now they are fixed rates and my new irrigation system is worth more than my house.

Assets outweigh liquid cash but at least I won't be eating Alpo when I retire.

zippyt · 09-04-2008, 12:42 PM

Wowzers !!!!!

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 01:00 PM

Gotta love those Democratic Farm Incentive programs. And from that picture, I'd say your assets probably outweigh a great many things.

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Gotta love those Democratic Farm Incentive programs.

Yah too bad our farm is not eligible for any.

Elspode · 09-04-2008, 01:16 PM

You don't need them. You have enormous assets.

Let me know when you want me to actually be serious about farm policy and such, otherwise, I'll just keep making sophomoric breast jokes until the cows come home, and then you'd think that I didn't take you seriously, which, of course, would be untrue.

Nirvana · 09-04-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

You don't need them. You have enormous assets.

Let me know when you want me to actually be serious about farm policy and such, otherwise, I'll just keep making sophomoric breast jokes until the cows come home, and then you'd think that I didn't take you seriously, which, of course, would be "udderly" untrue.

fixed it for you

09-04-2008, 11:46 AM	#227
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09-04-2008, 11:47 AM	#228
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Which one is you, Nirvana? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2008, 11:53 AM	#230
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Left. Golf must be a lot more fun where you're at than it is here. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2008, 11:59 AM	#232
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Damn. I was hoping to be awarded 18 holes of golf with you as my golf cart hood ornament. Oh well. The right to be right is good, too. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2008, 12:22 PM	#234
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So...what did you want to tell us about your sporting past, then, Nirvana? I mean, you're apparently heavily involved in animal husbandry now, but what were you doing before? Or are your golf tournament pics relatively recent? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2008, 10:03 AM	#226
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Fall is here and its raining today, I am going to miss the warmth of summer ...

09-04-2008, 11:49 AM	#229
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	No photoshop going on there CF. Maybe you would like to guess which one is me Els?

09-04-2008, 11:56 AM	#231
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	You are correct you win!you win! umm you win... the right to be right!

09-04-2008, 12:13 PM	#233
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Sorry cart is full!

09-04-2008, 12:35 PM	#235
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	The pictures are about 4 or 5 years old and I have been involved in animal husbandry for about twenty %^% years. That golf outing was fun. I ran a local model/striptease company [no escorts] for about 16 years. President Carter gave me the idea when farm service loans went to 21% interest and almost every small farm in the country went belly up. Now they are fixed rates and my new irrigation system is worth more than my house. Assets outweigh liquid cash but at least I won't be eating Alpo when I retire.

09-04-2008, 12:42 PM	#236
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Wowzers !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-04-2008, 01:00 PM	#237
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Gotta love those Democratic Farm Incentive programs. And from that picture, I'd say your assets probably outweigh a great many things. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-04-2008, 01:16 PM	#239
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You don't need them. You have enormous assets. Let me know when you want me to actually be serious about farm policy and such, otherwise, I'll just keep making sophomoric breast jokes until the cows come home, and then you'd think that I didn't take you seriously, which, of course, would be untrue. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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