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Old 12-02-2016, 02:20 PM   #1
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All four of mine would have been terrified of it. But they are on the emotionally sensitive side. Minifob cries at sad commercials.
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Old 12-02-2016, 05:14 PM   #2
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What do I know, I never had a toybox. All my treasure had to stay in the cellar because my room way the main thoroughfare from the kitchen and backdoor to the bathroom.
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:55 PM   #3
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I love them, I'd love to make one. I think my kids would have liked them.
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Old 12-03-2016, 04:34 PM   #4
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Can't get much easier, even a cave man could do it.
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Old 12-04-2016, 03:56 PM   #5
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Since I can't play the piano, this seems like the perfect use while listening to the radio.
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Old 12-05-2016, 09:45 PM   #6
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Treat her like a queen...
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Old 12-06-2016, 12:21 PM   #7
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Pass.

It takes me five minutes til I can walk more than a step or two in the morning, I'd tumble down those steps the first time I got up in the night to piss.

Pissing yourself while breaking your neck is no way to go through life, son.
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Old 12-06-2016, 02:00 PM   #8
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Pass.

It takes me five minutes til I can walk more than a step or two in the morning, I'd tumble down those steps the first time I got up in the night to piss.

Pissing yourself while breaking your neck is no way to go through life, son.
Is it your ankles? If so, rotate them and flex them for a few seconds while you are still lying in bed. Gets the accumulated fluids out of the joint and releases stiffness before you put weight on them and strain them. Knees too.
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Old 12-07-2016, 11:39 AM   #9
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Knees, back, feet, all of it, pretty much. Oddly, even though I've sprained and hairline-fractured each of them several times, my ankles don't bother me. Which is weird.

Yeah, I do the limbering up routine, if I have time. I have the prostate of a ninety year old. And I don't mean in a jar on a shelf.
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Old 12-07-2016, 08:52 PM   #10
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Know what you mean. Use to be able to shit, shower and shave, in time it takes me to pee.
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Old 12-07-2016, 10:31 PM   #11
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you guys are scaring the passengers.
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Old 12-07-2016, 11:27 PM   #12
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Sandbox to keep the cat shit out...
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:04 AM   #13
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Very clever
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Old 12-08-2016, 10:18 AM   #14
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Pretty stealth.
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:43 PM   #15
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You don't need an elephant to have a trunk.
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