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12-08-2006, 12:29 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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*Chuckles* bet that's what all the teenage boys want for their birthday.
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12-08-2006, 12:41 PM
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Sexual sin? This is what I dispise about organized western religion and atonement theology, fear and guilt
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12-08-2006, 01:03 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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"only you should break open this seal". Nice way of saying, "pop my cherry".
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12-08-2006, 01:05 PM
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a real smartass
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Bruce is a genius! This ring might even help the young boy to get laid!
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12-08-2006, 01:21 PM
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Does the envelope come with extra glue strips?
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12-08-2006, 01:23 PM
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OMG - they learn to forge their parents' signatures for school report slips and absence notes, then use that skill to forge witness signatures on a stockpile of Purity Cards.
Wicked, wicked boys. Wolf - the signet ring is a traditional type with a raised design. The pack includes sealing wax with which the envelope is sealed. Doesn't stop you backdating one I suppose, but you won't be able to reseal it easily.
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12-08-2006, 01:35 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Actually, wax seals are a lot easier to pry off and re-seal. Nice they made it easier for me.
Anybody else amused by the "Girl's Budded Cross" design? The Boys "Crown of Thorns" might also have other implications.
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12-08-2006, 04:49 PM
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a real smartass
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I'm not about to put my Lance of Longinus in a Crown of Thorns! That would hurt!
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12-12-2006, 01:38 AM
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Operations Operative
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12-12-2006, 01:42 AM
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12-12-2006, 09:37 AM
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12-12-2006, 10:23 AM
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In India, there is no OSHA.
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