12-15-2006, 02:26 PM | #2491 |
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Re: United States Postal Service/ Shoes
That made me laugh yesterday
I checked it today and it made me laugh even more I'm going to have to print it out and see if I can lessen it's impact Either that or laugh more every day until I rupture something
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12-15-2006, 02:32 PM | #2492 |
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The dog/shoes has the same effect on me. I tried to explain it to my wife, without being at the PC where I could show her. It's less funny out loud.
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12-15-2006, 02:46 PM | #2493 | |
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12-15-2006, 02:57 PM | #2494 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Quick, somebody photoshop in a picture of the world's tallest man's cock, as a comparison.
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12-15-2006, 04:40 PM | #2495 | |
go ahead, abbrev. it
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12-15-2006, 05:07 PM | #2496 |
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Shouldn't that be a chihuaua in those greens?
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12-15-2006, 05:33 PM | #2497 |
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I reckon this is a what the fuck. It is for me, anyway.
IMPORTANT, Personal Information for Sale Beginning in July 2006 a new database will be available to the general public free of charge that displays your personal information (names, addresses, phone number, birth dates). Social Security is available for a price. The database is found at http://www.zabasearch.com. Type in your name and check. You will be SHOCKED as I was. I urge you to forward this email to family and friends. Check to see if your name and information is in their database. If so and you want it removed, send them an e-mail at info@zabasearch.com to request it to be removed. After opting out by email, check back after a few days to make certain your information has been removed. If it has not been removed then file a complaint with your Attorney General.
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12-15-2006, 05:42 PM | #2498 |
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Eh. :::shrugs shoulders:::
My current name didn't even have my current town I live in listed. Plus, It had me down at an address I never lived at. My maiden name was more correct. $49.95 for a background check? Puh'lease.
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12-15-2006, 06:09 PM | #2499 |
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12-15-2006, 06:22 PM | #2500 |
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RE: zabasearch
Yeah, I'm not impressed. My current name brought up nothing related to me. My maiden name (including middle name!) brought up too many results unless I added the city AND the year I was born. This brought up 15 "different person" entries at addresses I have lived at, duplicating addresses, mixed in with another 50 or so different people. Except one of the ones that was "me" claimed I was born in 1946. It's nothing more than an out-of-date credit check. |
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12-15-2006, 08:37 PM | #2502 | |
To shreds, you say?
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12-15-2006, 10:03 PM | #2503 |
This is a fully functional babe lair
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The wtf with mine is that someone actually had the time and interest to friggin find the ship lengths and make that.
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12-16-2006, 08:45 AM | #2504 |
To shreds, you say?
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Here's the truck that fucked up ZippyT's scale being escorted away for a time out...
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12-16-2006, 12:28 PM | #2505 | |
Encroaching on your decrees
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