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Old 12-20-2006, 03:34 PM   #2521
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:32 PM   #2522
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The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

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Old 12-20-2006, 11:25 PM   #2523
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The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:43 PM   #2524
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MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!!
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:35 AM   #2525
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The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:54 AM   #2526
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MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!!
If you deep fry them, the hair comes right off.
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:31 AM   #2527
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A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:19 AM   #2528
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It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:14 PM   #2529
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One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:55 PM   #2530
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WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:58 PM   #2531
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WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

No, he's

:::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound:::
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:39 PM   #2532
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WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
Depends on how you look at it.

He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though.

Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:44 PM   #2533
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Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.
Umm, Butcher?
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:16 PM   #2534
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Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!


Special sauce indeed !!!!
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:20 PM   #2535
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