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Old 01-13-2010, 03:12 PM   #241
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Harold Ford Jr. doesn't shoot children.

Also, he firmly believes on the economy.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:39 PM   #242
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I love it.
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Q. Guns. Let's talk about this issue.

A: I never got an A rating, like my opponent -- would-be opponent -- has enjoyed. I don't own them. I do shoot them, and I shoot them at things that can't shoot back. And will continue to do that. And by that, I want to be clear, I don't mean children. I have done a little bird hunting in my day.
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:33 PM   #243
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Really, he only said he doesn't shoot children that "can't shoot back." The ones with bebe guns, he makes no promises.
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:24 PM   #244
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whew. That there is somethin' special.
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Old 01-13-2010, 08:25 PM   #245
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He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:41 AM   #246
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Even Leo Sayer?
Absolutely.
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:53 AM   #247
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He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.
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Even Leo Sayer?
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Absolutely.

Is this a candidate for "sometimes the stars align"?
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:54 AM   #248
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"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:21 PM   #249
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FAX I need a FAX in Dept.
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:42 PM   #250
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now that's amusing

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"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
I don't like that song either.
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Old 01-15-2010, 11:09 AM   #251
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FAX I need a FAX in Dept.
Which reminds me:

There was the one fax machine on our floor at the office in the ante room of the dept. boss. - My phone rang - I lifted the receiver - the secretary, known for her no-nonsense approach, bellowed "FAX!" and slammed down the receiver at her end.
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:17 PM   #252
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Boss: "I'm not feeling very well, I'm going to leave a little early today."
Me: "Hope you get to feeling better."

That was about 11am.

Around 1pm someone overheard him talking to his wife on the phone...

Boss: "I'm leaving early today, why don't I pick you up and we'll go out and eat."

He quietly walked out the back door at about 1:45pm
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:34 PM   #253
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"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..."
That song used to make me cry when I was little :P
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:37 PM   #254
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Oh, I loved that song when it came out. It's really not bad, just sappier than perhaps I like now.
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:46 PM   #255
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young undergrad in the bathroom at WSU, talking to her pal: "Remember that song....Danke Schoen? How'd that go....(sings) Danke Schoen, Darlin'....Danke Schoen...oooo, I'm killing it! If Wayne Newman could hear me, he'd be sick!"


I got a good chuckle outta that one.
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