Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 17

Sundae · 10-04-2007, 07:57 PM

I couldn't understand why I wasn't at my parents' wedding. I kept asking to see the photos with me in. When I finally grasped that concept... I couldn't understand why my (older) sister wasn't there.

kerosene · 10-05-2007, 05:19 PM

I use to think that kids grew up and adults "grew down." I would tell my mom that I would be the boss once I grew up and she grew down.

Ibby · 10-06-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by case

I use to think that kids grew up and adults "grew down." I would tell my mom that I would be the boss once I grew up and she grew down.

I'm still entirely confident in this theory.

kerosene · 10-10-2007, 11:15 AM

I am starting to wonder if I wasn't right all along, also. In fact, sometimes I wonder if I don't learn more from my son than he learns from me....?

usarmydoctor · 10-11-2007, 03:35 AM

I had this (taken at a pub in Ballyvaughan, Co. Clare) as my "desktop" background at work. I work in a hospital. I called social work into the emergency department early one morning regarding a pediatric abuse case. She was not amused

!!!

USCivilianSon#1 was ten months old at the time. Every night on this two week vacation he sipped the foam from my Guinness

. I cannot wait to take his little brother to Ireland someday soon and keep up the tradition.

DanaC · 10-11-2007, 04:19 AM

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Every night on this two week vacation he sipped the foam from my Guinness

Hah. Cute.

I had a dog, years ago, that was partial to a drop of guiness from time to time.

usarmydoctor · 10-11-2007, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

(Click for background, as seen at the Dallas dinner table.)

So I'm sitting at my desk signing some perfectly innocent purchase orders. And my phone rings.

"Umm.. Dad..." [it's my daughter]".....I have a question."

"Yeah?"

"Well, let's suppose we were doing a TV commercial...."

"Wait, does Mom know you're calling me?"

"Umm.. no."

"Where's Mom?"

"Inside doing something."

"Uh... OK... go ahead..."

"Well, let's say we were doing a TV commercial. If we filmed somebody making the ketchup bottle fly through the air, would you be able to take the video and edit out the person so it was just the ketchup flying?"

My immediate reaction (what I imagined I would say) upon reading the above: "Hang up the phone. Destroy the tape. Deny all knowledge of the event. Do not tell your mother we spoke."

jester · 10-12-2007, 03:01 PM

Went to a banquet last night and my little cousin was there. She had on a real cute dress with black tights. Later into the evening she has to go potty. She's 3yrs old. So I take her and after she's finished, she says that she has to pull up her "Pantypose". I thought it was cute.

smurfalicious · 10-12-2007, 03:12 PM

School spelling words = sentence writing for homework.

I can't remember the spelling word, but one sentence said something about liking to get wet and playing with the "hoes".

jester · 10-12-2007, 04:12 PM

Flint · 10-12-2007, 04:15 PM

One summer we were walking out in the pasture, in the blazing hot Texas sun, and my nephew says "I'm losing life units!"

...the kid plays alot of video games.

Clodfobble · 10-12-2007, 04:57 PM

Both stepkids play a lot of Pokemon.

The other day, I overheard the older one explaining to the younger one why we wash our hands: "Because germs are weak against water attacks."

SteveDallas · 10-28-2007, 09:45 AM

I was innocently driving along yesterday when my car started stalling at every traffic light, and then smoke was coming out from under the hood. I pulled into a parking lot and called AAA, then called Mrs. Dallas, who was at a rehearsal (that I was supposed to be at too!) We agreed to talk again at the rehearsal break to see what was going on. When we did, she said Young Master Dallas wanted to speak with me.

"Dad? Was there really smoke coming out of the car?"

"Yep."

"Actual SMOKE??"

"Yes."

"From the front of the car????"

"I'm afraid so."

"COOOOLLL!!!!"

zippyt · 10-28-2007, 12:50 PM

time to sit the boy down and have the Talk !!!!

( about engines that is )

SteveDallas · 10-28-2007, 06:04 PM

"Now, son, sometimes, a piston and a cylinder will really love each other.. but there just won't be any oil left . . . "

10-04-2007, 07:57 PM	#241
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I couldn't understand why I wasn't at my parents' wedding. I kept asking to see the photos with me in. When I finally grasped that concept... I couldn't understand why my (older) sister wasn't there. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-11-2007, 03:35 AM	#245
usarmydoctor Founder, Wasabi Bird Foundation Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8	Irish Baby Food I had this (taken at a pub in Ballyvaughan, Co. Clare) as my "desktop" background at work. I work in a hospital. I called social work into the emergency department early one morning regarding a pediatric abuse case. She was not amused !!! USCivilianSon#1 was ten months old at the time. Every night on this two week vacation he sipped the foam from my Guinness . I cannot wait to take his little brother to Ireland someday soon and keep up the tradition. Attached Images

10-12-2007, 03:12 PM	#249
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	School spelling words = sentence writing for homework. I can't remember the spelling word, but one sentence said something about liking to get wet and playing with the "hoes". __________________

10-12-2007, 04:15 PM	#251
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	One summer we were walking out in the pasture, in the blazing hot Texas sun, and my nephew says "I'm losing life units!" ...the kid plays alot of video games. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-28-2007, 12:50 PM	#254
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	time to sit the boy down and have the Talk !!!! ( about engines that is ) __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-05-2007, 05:19 PM	#242
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I use to think that kids grew up and adults "grew down." I would tell my mom that I would be the boss once I grew up and she grew down.

10-10-2007, 11:15 AM	#244
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I am starting to wonder if I wasn't right all along, also. In fact, sometimes I wonder if I don't learn more from my son than he learns from me....?

10-12-2007, 03:01 PM	#248
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Went to a banquet last night and my little cousin was there. She had on a real cute dress with black tights. Later into the evening she has to go potty. She's 3yrs old. So I take her and after she's finished, she says that she has to pull up her "Pantypose". I thought it was cute.

10-12-2007, 04:12 PM	#250
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712

10-12-2007, 04:57 PM	#252
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Both stepkids play a lot of Pokemon. The other day, I overheard the older one explaining to the younger one why we wash our hands: "Because germs are weak against water attacks."

10-28-2007, 09:45 AM	#253
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I was innocently driving along yesterday when my car started stalling at every traffic light, and then smoke was coming out from under the hood. I pulled into a parking lot and called AAA, then called Mrs. Dallas, who was at a rehearsal (that I was supposed to be at too!) We agreed to talk again at the rehearsal break to see what was going on. When we did, she said Young Master Dallas wanted to speak with me. "Dad? Was there really smoke coming out of the car?" "Yep." "Actual SMOKE??" "Yes." "From the front of the car????" "I'm afraid so." "COOOOLLL!!!!"

10-28-2007, 06:04 PM	#255
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Now, son, sometimes, a piston and a cylinder will really love each other.. but there just won't be any oil left . . . "

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