Dwellar Secrets - Page 17

BrianR · 04-24-2011, 01:15 AM

Sarge: nope, no laws against it at all. And I would know.

ZenGum · 04-24-2011, 02:01 AM

I guess it would depend on the country. USA/ Britain, should be ok ... USA / Saudi Arabia .... they'll probably chop something off.

morethanpretty · 04-27-2011, 11:01 PM

I want a P-mate

Big Sarge · 04-27-2011, 11:05 PM

What is a P-mate? Primate? Golden shower buddy? I'm confused

morethanpretty · 04-27-2011, 11:20 PM

google it...sorry mate

infinite monkey · 04-28-2011, 08:08 AM

Back to secrets that don't involve being pensive or having a bann.

I sleep with a big old mouth guard (sorta like the ones my brothers had for football, where you had to boil it then bite into it and VOILA...mouth shaped rubbery plastic, without the thing that attaches to a helmet. I do not yet need to sleep in a helmet.)

I have to due to teeth grinding: to save my dental work and to save my jaw bones.

Yes, it's very very very attractive. Sorry MTP, I know this will bring all the boys to my yard.

morethanpretty · 04-28-2011, 11:45 AM

I got 24/7 metal brackets and wires on my teeth, and to up the sexiness at night I put on rubber bands. No boys can resist my lovely lady lumps!

infinite monkey · 04-28-2011, 12:18 PM

Puh. Been there done that, girl. Braces for 2 and a half years. Off for a year. On again another year.

You let me know when you've been halfway around the block.

(I luvz me some mtp...we's just funnin')

Big Sarge · 04-28-2011, 04:57 PM

The Army has been issuing similar devices to deployed female soldiers for years. It takes some getting used to for the guys. Here we are lined up on the side of the road peeing and all of a sudden a gal steps up...

Tulip · 04-29-2011, 10:23 AM

To clear ZenGum's confusion:

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I want a P-mate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

What is a P-mate? Primate? Golden shower buddy? I'm confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

google it...sorry mate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

The Army has been issuing similar devices to deployed female soldiers for years. It takes some getting used to for the guys. Here we are lined up on the side of the road peeing and all of a sudden a gal steps up...

Uday · 04-28-2011, 11:25 PM

I am not a Muslim.

Everyone around me assumes that I am either Hispanic or, if they know where I am from, a Muslim. While the Muslim assumption has led to some (very few) displays of ignorant behavior from bigots, mostly it leads to the some of my fellow students kissing my ass to show how progressive they are.

I would rather deal with the blatant bigots. They merely make me angry. The others make me feel disgusted. They are bigots, too, because they act that everything about my culture must be perfect. I am the token Muslim, much as I am told that White Americans in the late 1950s used to invite one (and only one) Black person to their parties, to show how progressive they were. And they, like these fellow students of mine, would spend all night patronizing the Black guest.

And I'm not even Muslim. It makes me crazy.

sexobon · 04-29-2011, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uday

... I am the token Muslim ... And I'm not even Muslim. It makes me crazy.

We now have a vacancy for a token Crazy.

Uday · 04-29-2011, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

We now have a vacancy for a token Crazy.

I will do my best, but I fear I have a rather large straitjacket to fill.

TheMercenary · 04-29-2011, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uday

I am not a Muslim.

Everyone around me assumes that I am either Hispanic or, if they know where I am from, a Muslim. While the Muslim assumption has led to some (very few) displays of ignorant behavior from bigots, mostly it leads to the some of my fellow students kissing my ass to show how progressive they are.

I would rather deal with the blatant bigots. They merely make me angry. The others make me feel disgusted. They are bigots, too, because they act that everything about my culture must be perfect. I am the token Muslim, much as I am told that White Americans in the late 1950s used to invite one (and only one) Black person to their parties, to show how progressive they were. And they, like these fellow students of mine, would spend all night patronizing the Black guest.

And I'm not even Muslim. It makes me crazy.

I don't care what you are. I like you and think you are a good egg who brings a whole new perspective on things. Stay around.

ZenGum · 04-29-2011, 01:19 AM

Sarge, that post was a little out of sequence. How does wearing braces help a girl pee standing up?

Uday, grin and bear it. Maybe in about 50 years time a non-Muslim might become president.

04-24-2011, 01:15 AM	#1
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Sarge: nope, no laws against it at all. And I would know. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-24-2011, 02:01 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I guess it would depend on the country. USA/ Britain, should be ok ... USA / Saudi Arabia .... they'll probably chop something off. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-27-2011, 11:01 PM	#3
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I want a P-mate __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-27-2011, 11:05 PM	#4
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	What is a P-mate? Primate? Golden shower buddy? I'm confused __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-27-2011, 11:20 PM	#5
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	google it...sorry mate __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-28-2011, 08:08 AM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Back to secrets that don't involve being pensive or having a bann. I sleep with a big old mouth guard (sorta like the ones my brothers had for football, where you had to boil it then bite into it and VOILA...mouth shaped rubbery plastic, without the thing that attaches to a helmet. I do not yet need to sleep in a helmet.) I have to due to teeth grinding: to save my dental work and to save my jaw bones. Yes, it's very very very attractive. Sorry MTP, I know this will bring all the boys to my yard.

04-28-2011, 11:45 AM	#7
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I got 24/7 metal brackets and wires on my teeth, and to up the sexiness at night I put on rubber bands. No boys can resist my lovely lady lumps! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-28-2011, 12:18 PM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Puh. Been there done that, girl. Braces for 2 and a half years. Off for a year. On again another year. You let me know when you've been halfway around the block. (I luvz me some mtp...we's just funnin')

04-28-2011, 04:57 PM	#9
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	The Army has been issuing similar devices to deployed female soldiers for years. It takes some getting used to for the guys. Here we are lined up on the side of the road peeing and all of a sudden a gal steps up... __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-28-2011, 11:25 PM	#11
Uday Poker Playing Fool Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 128	I am not a Muslim. Everyone around me assumes that I am either Hispanic or, if they know where I am from, a Muslim. While the Muslim assumption has led to some (very few) displays of ignorant behavior from bigots, mostly it leads to the some of my fellow students kissing my ass to show how progressive they are. I would rather deal with the blatant bigots. They merely make me angry. The others make me feel disgusted. They are bigots, too, because they act that everything about my culture must be perfect. I am the token Muslim, much as I am told that White Americans in the late 1950s used to invite one (and only one) Black person to their parties, to show how progressive they were. And they, like these fellow students of mine, would spend all night patronizing the Black guest. And I'm not even Muslim. It makes me crazy.

04-29-2011, 01:19 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sarge, that post was a little out of sequence. How does wearing braces help a girl pee standing up? Uday, grin and bear it. Maybe in about 50 years time a non-Muslim might become president. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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