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Aliantha · 11-22-2011, 01:29 PM

Also, today I have 6 hours driving ahead of me as Dad and I are going to visit a relative who is not likely to make it to christmas. He's living in a nursing home about 3 hours drive away, so we're driving down this morning and coming back tonight.

Enjoy your day without me. Hopefully I wont fall asleep at the wheel!

Pico and ME · 11-22-2011, 03:22 PM

Do Christians, who would never speak the name of God in vain, type omg?

And why on earth would they be offended that Neil Diamond sings Christmas songs?!!

That is all.

morethanpretty · 11-22-2011, 07:51 PM

I got a new* car today!

*new to me

BigV · 11-22-2011, 08:01 PM

wooT!!!

wtg! and nice ta see ya! Congratulations.

white, I see. photographed in a blizzard, right?

footfootfoot · 11-22-2011, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

Do Christians, who would never speak the name of God in vain, type omg?

And why on earth would they be offended that Neil Diamond sings Christmas songs?!!

That is all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikipedia

Neil Diamond was born in Brooklyn, New York, to a Jewish family descended from Russian and Polish immigrants...

His people killed the baby Jesus! Then they probably drank his blood. Wait, that was the Catholics, I think.

infinite monkey · 11-23-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I got a new* car today!

*new to me

Listen, Missy More...you say you gots a new car, I want to SEE your new car!

What kind what kind what kind?

footfootfoot · 11-23-2011, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Listen, Missy More...you say you gots a new car, I want to SEE your new car!

and it better not be some of a new car, and it better not be most of a new car, bitch, it better be all of a new car

Pico and ME · 11-23-2011, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

His people killed the baby Jesus! Then they probably drank his blood. Wait, that was the Catholics, I think.

I had a friend on facebook go nuts about it. That he was co-opting Christ for the bucks and that it was it was vulgar and greedy.

I was stupefied. And really saddened. She was a high school friend that I was getting reacquainted with after 30 years. The gap is too huge at this point to continue.

morethanpretty · 11-23-2011, 06:15 PM

Its an 09 Honda Fit with the sports package.

Lamplighter · 11-23-2011, 06:15 PM

Oh so pretty... but why didn't you get the blue one ?

infinite monkey · 11-23-2011, 06:23 PM

Oh Moar, I love those. Great color, too.

That car will take you far.

Nirvana · 11-23-2011, 06:43 PM

The Fit is Go !

[whatever that means] Nice car!

ZenGum · 11-24-2011, 01:48 AM

Sweet ride, MTP!

And welcome back!

Wowsies, Ducks, Lookout and MTP are back. I'm giving thanks for that!

ETA aaaaand I just got a phone call from an old friend I haven't seen in ages. She's visiting from the US, but only as far as Sydney.

Sundae · 11-28-2011, 11:38 AM

NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE EATING.

Had my first pooper today.
He wasn't technically my first (one palmed off and one where I ignored the smell - evil of me I know) but he was the first I got to clean.

A. had an accident in the ICT room.
I thought I could just get him new underwear and leave him some moist wipes and let him sort it out.
Nope. He waited for me in the boys toilet with trousers and pants around his ankles and no attempt at self clean-up. He'd dropped a right load too. My best guess is that he was attempting to squeeze one out silently and followed through, as this hasn't happened before.

So I had to get right down there to take his shoes off, then his trousers and finally grab his pants and bundle them into a plastic bag.

And then I had to wipe him up myself. Luckily the front was clean, it was just the bott and back of the thighs that were besmirched.
As I feared, I did retch, but I have a lousy cold at the moment and I think I turned it effectively into a cough. And only once, although I retched again later retelling the story (to another TA I should say. Oh and then my Mum!)
Otherwise I breathed through my mouth and switched my brain off.

And yes. I washed, washed, washed and washed my hands.

Still, milestone passed.

classicman · 11-28-2011, 04:37 PM

The first is always the worst.

11-22-2011, 01:29 PM	#2551
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Also, today I have 6 hours driving ahead of me as Dad and I are going to visit a relative who is not likely to make it to christmas. He's living in a nursing home about 3 hours drive away, so we're driving down this morning and coming back tonight. Enjoy your day without me. Hopefully I wont fall asleep at the wheel! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-22-2011, 03:22 PM	#2552
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Do Christians, who would never speak the name of God in vain, type omg? And why on earth would they be offended that Neil Diamond sings Christmas songs?!! That is all. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

11-22-2011, 07:51 PM	#2553
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I got a new* car today! *new to me __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-22-2011, 08:01 PM	#2554
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	wooT!!! wtg! and nice ta see ya! Congratulations. white, I see. photographed in a blizzard, right? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-23-2011, 06:15 PM	#2559
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Its an 09 Honda Fit with the sports package. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-23-2011, 06:15 PM	#2560
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Oh so pretty... but why didn't you get the blue one ?

11-23-2011, 06:23 PM	#2561
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh Moar, I love those. Great color, too. That car will take you far.

11-23-2011, 06:43 PM	#2562
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	The Fit is Go ! [whatever that means] Nice car! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-24-2011, 01:48 AM	#2563
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Sweet ride, MTP! And welcome back! Wowsies, Ducks, Lookout and MTP are back. I'm giving thanks for that! ETA aaaaand I just got a phone call from an old friend I haven't seen in ages. She's visiting from the US, but only as far as Sydney. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 11-24-2011 at 02:07 AM.

11-28-2011, 11:38 AM	#2564
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	WARNING - POO RELATED NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE EATING. Had my first pooper today. He wasn't technically my first (one palmed off and one where I ignored the smell - evil of me I know) but he was the first I got to clean. A. had an accident in the ICT room. I thought I could just get him new underwear and leave him some moist wipes and let him sort it out. Nope. He waited for me in the boys toilet with trousers and pants around his ankles and no attempt at self clean-up. He'd dropped a right load too. My best guess is that he was attempting to squeeze one out silently and followed through, as this hasn't happened before. So I had to get right down there to take his shoes off, then his trousers and finally grab his pants and bundle them into a plastic bag. And then I had to wipe him up myself. Luckily the front was clean, it was just the bott and back of the thighs that were besmirched. As I feared, I did retch, but I have a lousy cold at the moment and I think I turned it effectively into a cough. And only once, although I retched again later retelling the story (to another TA I should say. Oh and then my Mum!) Otherwise I breathed through my mouth and switched my brain off. And yes. I washed, washed, washed and washed my hands. Still, milestone passed. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-28-2011, 04:37 PM	#2565
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The first is always the worst. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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