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03-28-2009, 10:35 PM
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O-boy. What you can see while driving a truck. Maybe not want to look.
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03-29-2009, 03:09 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Ladies! Flash us more. Men! Flash us less. Thank you!
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03-29-2009, 03:47 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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03-29-2009, 10:25 AM
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Depends. During spring break in Florida, yes! Usually the shot is at least easy on the eyes. Hairy butts don't do it for me, unfortunately. Nor do crotch-shots from guys. Sheldon may disagree. Sometimes I see a guy driving and getting head from his partner. This can be good OR bad. Somehow, I doubt he's fully concentrating on his driving. Seen more action in the back seat too.
Us truckers see it ALL from up here people. And we have radios, too.
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03-29-2009, 01:28 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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I have to say I have never ever been tempted to flash a random person in another car/truck.
I have done things to my partner while he was driving, but only at night, on dark roads. Truck drivers are the only ones who can see into your car!
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03-29-2009, 04:33 PM
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Whaddya do for 'em when they flash? Big ol horn hoot, or the simple thumbs-up?
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03-29-2009, 11:38 PM
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Toot on the air horn, and by trucker law, report their description and location on channel 19.
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03-30-2009, 01:22 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Gave me a chuckle.
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03-30-2009, 01:50 PM
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"Have you heard that Kraft foods is moving it's headquarters to Israel? They are changing the corporate name to "Cheeses of Nazareth".
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03-30-2009, 01:53 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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That one's good too Shel.
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03-31-2009, 08:16 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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03-30-2009, 08:05 PM
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...cheeses just left Chicago......
....working from one end to the other.....and all points in between.....
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03-30-2009, 08:46 PM
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Q: How come Jesus doesn't like M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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03-31-2009, 08:56 AM
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 Jesus is my personal hero. When I die, I want to get nailed first too. (goin' to hell for that one.)
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03-31-2009, 07:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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A traveling Shakespeare Troupe had fallen on hard times and had to paint all of its signs listing their summer performance schedule themselves. They had only enough paint to paint the following sign and hoped people would know what plays they were to perform.
Guess which plays. Answers in white. WET DRY 3" 6" 9" MISCARRIAGE Midsummer Night's Dream The Twelfth Night Much Ado About Nothing As You Like It Taming of The Shrew Love's Labor's Lost
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