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04-10-2009, 10:25 AM
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why so serious
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Knock,knock.
Who's there? Ether Ether who? Ether bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Juan Juan who? Juan more ether bunny? Knock, knock. Who's there? Stella Stella who? Stella nother ether bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin other Ether Bunny. Knock, knock. Who's there? Samoa Samoa who? Samoa Ether Bunnies. Knock, knock. Who's there? Beryl Beryl who? Beryl of ether bunnies. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes? Knock, knock. Who's there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies? Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo "beep, beep"...run over all the ether bunnies. Thee end |
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04-10-2009, 10:42 AM
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Master Dwellar
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"Ether" thtop telling that joke or thuffer the conthequenthes!
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04-10-2009, 10:45 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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My nieces are going to LOVE those knock knock jokes when I tell them on Sunday! Thanks.
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04-10-2009, 10:59 AM
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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04-10-2009, 11:01 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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LOL...I love that one, Nirvana!
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04-10-2009, 11:06 AM
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- Find the C below. Do not use the cursor to help.
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04-10-2009, 11:07 AM
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Oh- one more test.
Find the 44th USA President.
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04-10-2009, 11:47 AM
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04-10-2009, 12:38 PM
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The future is unwritten
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A Jamaican guy put a sign up in his yard "Boat For Sale".
An English guy driving by sees the sign and pulls over. He says to the Jamaican "I can see a car and a trailer but no boat...?" The Jamaican says "Yeh man... and dem boat for sale..."
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04-10-2009, 01:02 PM
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04-10-2009, 01:08 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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It took me a lot longer to find the N than the other two: those popped out right away.
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04-10-2009, 02:13 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yes you may.
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04-10-2009, 02:42 PM
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