Quotes and Stuff - Page 18

Gravdigr · 11-11-2017, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Ted Cruz looks like if boredom and the sound of sleep screams had a baby with a shitty haircut and a smug demeanor.

~Ian Fortey, for Cracked.com article on "bad idea sex toys". Wobbling Willy (<--NSFW), if you're interested.

Gravdigr · 11-21-2017, 01:23 PM

Quote:

There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. there are no old, bold pilots.

~Somebody

xoxoxoBruce · 11-22-2017, 02:34 AM

Woman writing about cleaning out her deceased mothers house...
"This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. And I've dated musicians."

BigV · 11-22-2017, 09:35 AM

Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out:

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."

Gravdigr · 11-24-2017, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."

Daughter sounds like a wise person.

Gravdigr · 12-06-2017, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Sometimes The Heaviness is waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. I wake up and I say "Hiii, Heaviness!"

And The Heaviness goes "Oh, you're gonna be drinking early today."

~Rodney Dangerfield (paraphrasing)

glatt · 01-19-2018, 07:39 AM

DanDan didn't break any actual rules, but I'm confident he was also an academic paper spammer. Stole a profile photo from an employee at a Russian interior design firm. Posted from the same ISP as the previous spammer a couple minutes earlier. And his/her address has been reported multiple times at StopForumSpam. Claimed to be from Chicago, but the ISP appeared to be in Holland.

A lot of work to just get banned.

Gravdigr · 01-19-2018, 01:26 PM

"Mjolnir rest easily on its hook, awaiting the time when, again, its strength will be required..."

Gravdigr · 03-12-2018, 01:44 PM

Rep. Jared Huffman on Betsy DeVos:

Quote:

...rich, white, and dumber than a bag of hammers.

Gravdigr · 06-23-2018, 01:59 PM

Quote:

“It’s insulting to say that I spent $30,000 [per month] on wine...Because it was far more.”

~Johnny Depp

Griff · 06-23-2018, 04:38 PM

Coming soon to a Famous people RIP near you.

Clodfobble · 06-23-2018, 06:11 PM

Good rundown on reasons why here.

Gravdigr · 06-24-2018, 02:22 PM

Yeah, he looks like he might still be imitating Keith Richards.

Gravdigr · 06-24-2018, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Good rundown on reasons why here.

I just read part of it. That looks to be a fairly good piece.

Thank you, Ms. Fobble.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-24-2018, 10:26 PM

It's interesting, there's a lot of he said, she said, but I suspect the truth is in the middle some where.

11-22-2017, 02:34 AM	#258
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Woman writing about cleaning out her deceased mothers house... "This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. And I've dated musicians." __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-22-2017, 09:35 AM	#259
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out: "If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-19-2018, 01:26 PM	#263
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Mjolnir rest easily on its hook, awaiting the time when, again, its strength will be required..." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-23-2018, 04:38 PM	#266
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Coming soon to a Famous people RIP near you. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-23-2018, 06:11 PM	#267
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Good rundown on reasons why here. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-19-2018, 07:39 AM	#262
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	DanDan didn't break any actual rules, but I'm confident he was also an academic paper spammer. Stole a profile photo from an employee at a Russian interior design firm. Posted from the same ISP as the previous spammer a couple minutes earlier. And his/her address has been reported multiple times at StopForumSpam. Claimed to be from Chicago, but the ISP appeared to be in Holland. A lot of work to just get banned.

06-24-2018, 02:22 PM	#268
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, he looks like he might still be imitating Keith Richards. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-24-2018, 10:26 PM	#270
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's interesting, there's a lot of he said, she said, but I suspect the truth is in the middle some where. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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