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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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What's the difference between a pigmy tribe and a girls' field hockey team?
A pigmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts and a girls hockey team is a bunch of running cunts.
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#257 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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what's the difference between a snow tire and an african american?
When you put chains on it, the snow tire doesn't sing the blues.
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#258 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Uh, won't let me edit...here's the link I forgot:
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/
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#259 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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#260 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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How do you keep black kids from jumping on the beds?
Velcro on the ceiling.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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#261 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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How do you keep black kids quiet in the car?
Wet their lips and stick them to the windows.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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#262 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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A black and a mexican are in the cop car.
Who's driving? The white cop.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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#263 |
To Lick is to live
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: outer mongolia
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Ok I just finished reading all 18 pages to make sure it wasn't a re-post.
Q.) What's the worst part of eating bald pussy A.) Re-fastening the diaper
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#264 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?
Depends on how hard you throw them. |
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Quote:
![]() That is the opener for my next meeting! -------- How did Helen Keller get carpel tunnel syndrome? Jerking off with one hand, moaning with the other. Know how to castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. Why did God give women yeast infections? So that they would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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What's easier to unload: a truck full of dead babies or a truck full of bowling balls?
Dead babies, because you can use pitchforks. |
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#267 |
halve your cake and eat it too.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas
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I may have posted this before, but I was reminded of it by thechucks post..
what's the worst part about eating a vegetable? getting her back in the wheelchair!
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#268 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Ya know why babies have that soft spot in their skull?
That's so ya can carry them five to a hand.
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#269 |
Caste-Away
Join Date: Feb 2007
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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work." |
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#270 |
Kinda New Member
Join Date: May 2007
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new sick joke
This is bad so if you are easily offended please skip... I heard these almost right away after moving to the deep south.
How do you keep niggers out of your backyard... Hang one in the front. |
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