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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Just found out that the General Manager of the White House really is called Randy Bumgardener.
You have no idea how funny I find that name. If I heard someone was called Mistress Fanny Cum-Hair Schlocomb it would not be any funnier (although it would be odd as it was a fictional character me and a friend made up who spoke in innuendo). |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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This comment made me laugh. I found it on MeFi, in an article about queuing.
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#2703 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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sounds like something lookout123 would do. (the protagonist's part, i mean)
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
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#2705 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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That's Sheldon's alias.
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#2706 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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lol! I love the queue jump story! I am never rude in public until someone does it to me. The last person that did that in a grocery store line had me and my best friend behind him. An event he will probably never forget. Not the two ladies to cut in front of I assure you.....lol! We don't even have to discuss it, we can go straight from polite and friendly, to make your day fucked, in two seconds. That guy got a report on why it wouldn't be important, for him specifically, to get anywhere...We let him go ahead, but the kicker was, he had to hear us the whoooole time....Things in that grocery line got quite loud, and despite his half attentive excuses, things just got louder.
Anyway. What I'm happy about today? I have the day off, and my test results for the blood work that was done came back normal. The chances of my lump being, non-cancerous are good, so yea!! I think I'm going to end up with a clean bill of health! Yea!!!
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#2707 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
Posts: 10,308
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We won our championship game last night. A bunch of us 30++ weekend warriors battled our asses off against a local college team and came away with a 1 point victory. I didn't get my usual goal and 2 assists in this game as I was tasked with last man duties the whole game, but my body held together and I did my job.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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#2709 |
Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
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WOOT Cic!
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#2710 |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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*smiles* good stuff. Cic.
Two things are making me happy today: a) I have recovered from a very nasty stomach bug that started on sunday evening. Approx. 26 hours of vomiting (and I mean about 1 to 3 times an hour with a couple of breaks of an hour or two, for the entire 26 hours.) followed by a day recovering. I now feel pretty groovy and have eaten yet more soup! (God bless Heinz tomato soup, verily it is the miracle soup). b) Perry's MA. I am really happy about that. |
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#2711 |
I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Oh, poor Dana. I know quite well what that bug does to you. So glad it's over for you.
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#2712 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Here - well it's good enough evidence for me anyway.
Cicero that's great news, very happy for you. Dana - I've just got over gastro-enteritis myself, although mine was in the opposite direction. Good news is I lost 10lbs, I doubt that would be a bonus for you though! Bad news is I still can't break wind with any confidence. Something I think Diz is pleased about though. |
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#2713 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Sooooo glad to hear your good news, Cicero!
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#2714 |
I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,539
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Free at last...
![]() I took my final exam in British Lit today. No more "hot Yorkshire guy" as Bri referred to him. Or something like that. ![]() ![]() I'm to the point in that class where I figure I haven't got much to lose. Either I'll totally ace the thing and get an A for the term, or do not-so-hot and end up with a B. So I decided to have fun with it and compared Edgar in King Lear with Bart Simpson. Yup, that's right. Edgar said something like....oh, how'd it go... "the worst is not, so long as we can say, "This is the worst." I figure what this means is, as long as I'm not dead, there's always the potential for something even worse than this to happen. (What a bright and sunny philosophy, hm?) There's this scene in the Simpsons Movie where Bart is standing in the middle of town naked and people are laughing at him. Bart says, "this is the worst day of my life." Homer adds: "Worst day of your life so far." I hope Mr. Yorkshire Dude has seen the Simpsons. ![]() Well, it was fun anyway. And I'm DONE whoo hoo. Two more exams to go. History and Poetry. Got another bit of happy news. Had a chat with my history teacher, discussing my concerns for the final (I'm right on that line between an A and a B...) The final is at 8:30 a.m. and I had no idea how I was going to make it there, seeing as how my kid doesn't even get on the bus till 8:20 on a normal day, and on that day they're going in an hour late! But he said, no problem, just show up at 10:30 instead. Yippee! I am going to be SO glad when this quarter is over. Adding a "doh" to this... (Simpsons reference, LOL) I got back a short paper I'd written for Brit Lit and I can't believe that I wrote that a sonnet has 4 quatrains. Good grief, I knew better than that. Must've been one of those 2 a.m. projects. I gotta stop doing that, or at least drink less while I'm doing it! |
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#2715 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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ah, so long hot Yorkshire guy. And, mama, he IS hot. Sounds like he's on your nerves, though. Yeah, even hot guys get on the nerves, don't they? Somewhere somebody has to put up with his shit.
I have my last poetry class with that guy and he is gonna bring wine. I'm coming fortified with cheese and cake and...and...a starbucks, prolly. No vino for this bambino. DAMMIT!
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