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lumberjim · 06-12-2015, 01:06 PM

non se·qui·tur
ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
noun
noun: non sequitur; plural noun: non sequiturs; noun: nonsequitur; plural noun: nonsequiturs

a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.

Origin

lumberjim · 06-14-2015, 08:45 PM

Amanda had her first ride on the new seat today. Big hit. We took a nice ride this morning. Better over bumps, no numb ass. And she can see better too. Win.

sexobon · 06-14-2015, 11:38 PM

That's wonderful, now she won't have to get butt implants.

lumberjim · 06-15-2015, 01:40 AM

So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire.

That letter also tells you how much you've ever earned and reported.

I had the bright idea to tally it all up and see how much I've made in my life to date.

You know how I know I'm an asshole?

I've made over 2.2 million dollars in my lifetime so far, and I have 2600 in my checking account today. Grasshopper. Not an ant.

Undertoad · 06-15-2015, 07:20 AM

And all you have to show for it is two awesome kids

Happy Monkey · 06-24-2015, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire.

Are they doing that again? I thought they stopped sending those as cost cutting measures.

lumberjim · 07-07-2015, 05:02 PM

it HAS been a while since I've received one. Are they just doing them less frequently maybe? Did you not get one this year?

Gravdigr · 07-07-2015, 05:28 PM

I haven't gotten one for a long time, now.

I guess they just send them out to the pretty people, huh?

glatt · 07-07-2015, 08:22 PM

you can register online and keep up to date on them.

classicman · 07-07-2015, 09:39 PM

"register online" ...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2015, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

"register online" ...

Yes register online, you know, the NSA mater file.

classicman · 07-10-2015, 10:24 AM

Just got mine today ...
Annual Reminder to Review Your Social Security Statement
Dear Classic:

We’d like to remind you to review your Social Security Statement online.
The Statement has important Social Security information and, if applicable,
estimates of your future benefits.

If you are working, we encourage you to check your Statement yearly to
make sure your earnings record is correct. The Statement also will help in
planning your financial future.

To view your most recent Statement, please visit
//website address// and sign into your account.

Please do not reply to this E-mail, as we are unable to respond to messages
sent to this address.

lumberjim · 07-10-2015, 01:26 PM

mine was a letter in the mail. On the back, is the history of my annual reported income since 1984 or something....

classicman · 07-10-2015, 09:54 PM

Mine used to be as well. Now I get these annual emails.

lumberjim · 09-02-2015, 06:22 PM

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Now I have to do something about those saddlebags.

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So I did

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Painted the piping to match the seat. Don't know if it will last, but that's ok too.

06-12-2015, 01:06 PM	#271
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	non se·qui·tur ˌnän ˈsekwədər/ noun noun: non sequitur; plural noun: non sequiturs; noun: nonsequitur; plural noun: nonsequiturs a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement. Origin __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-14-2015, 08:45 PM	#272
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Amanda had her first ride on the new seat today. Big hit. We took a nice ride this morning. Better over bumps, no numb ass. And she can see better too. Win. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-15-2015, 01:40 AM	#274
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire. That letter also tells you how much you've ever earned and reported. I had the bright idea to tally it all up and see how much I've made in my life to date. You know how I know I'm an asshole? I've made over 2.2 million dollars in my lifetime so far, and I have 2600 in my checking account today. Grasshopper. Not an ant. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-07-2015, 05:02 PM	#277
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it HAS been a while since I've received one. Are they just doing them less frequently maybe? Did you not get one this year? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-07-2015, 05:28 PM	#278
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I haven't gotten one for a long time, now. I guess they just send them out to the pretty people, huh? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2015, 11:38 PM	#273
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	That's wonderful, now she won't have to get butt implants.

06-15-2015, 07:20 AM	#275
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And all you have to show for it is two awesome kids

07-07-2015, 08:22 PM	#279
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	you can register online and keep up to date on them.

07-07-2015, 09:39 PM	#280
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"register online" ... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-10-2015, 10:24 AM	#282
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Just got mine today ... Annual Reminder to Review Your Social Security Statement Dear Classic: We’d like to remind you to review your Social Security Statement online. The Statement has important Social Security information and, if applicable, estimates of your future benefits. If you are working, we encourage you to check your Statement yearly to make sure your earnings record is correct. The Statement also will help in planning your financial future. To view your most recent Statement, please visit //website address// and sign into your account. Please do not reply to this E-mail, as we are unable to respond to messages sent to this address. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-10-2015, 01:26 PM	#283
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	mine was a letter in the mail. On the back, is the history of my annual reported income since 1984 or something.... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-10-2015, 09:54 PM	#284
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Mine used to be as well. Now I get these annual emails. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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