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04-26-2015, 08:06 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Strippers at funerals? OMG that is all different flavours of wrong.
I've said before that I have no moral issue with nekkedness, and women are entitled to earn their living any way they see fit. But the idea of people perving at my funeral (imaginary funeral which people other than my parents and brother attend) isn't one I condone. I don't do the whole celebration of life thing either. For me personally I mean. That's for people who lived good lives and had friends. I'll take a cold reckoning in the rain in Scotland rather than people wearing pink "in my honour". Honour me when I'm alive, when it can do some good. Dead meat doesn't appreciate pink.
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04-27-2015, 03:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Yeah, funerals are pretty much for the living.
The county can bury me in an unmarked grave, for all I care. ♪ ♫If the city don't bury you, baby♪ ♫ ♪ ♫Lord knows the county will♪ ♫
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05-07-2015, 01:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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This would have been a bad (or good) place for a typo:
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05-18-2015, 02:18 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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06-10-2015, 01:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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He pitches righty. He pitches lefty.
He pitches underwater? 
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10-19-2015, 02:29 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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06-10-2015, 03:22 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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His shoulders look like they're jointed like a salamander's. And he's puffing up like a frog.
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06-11-2015, 12:55 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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damn you autocorrect.
hahahaha... actually, I've seen the result of computer applications that write a whole sports story from just the scoresheet. This article seems to have a human writer, or at least a name. And in his defense, he does say ambidexterous in the second paragraph of the article. super funny ooopsie though.
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08-10-2015, 02:46 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I don't think that was from a friend...
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09-08-2015, 02:35 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I know that's how ya says it, but, that ain't how ya spells it...
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10-01-2015, 06:28 PM
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10-02-2015, 07:29 AM
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Funneh!
That graph shows the problem of using a line graph where one axis is time. It's done properly, but gives the false impression that the line falls steeply and consistently over the year that folks are 19 and hits zero at 20. A bar graph would be better here. It would show the total number for 19 and then zero for 20. Instead of a steep decline there would be a vertical cliff. |
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11-28-2015, 03:25 PM
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I don't know about the headline... but they picked the perfect stock photo to go with it.
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11-28-2015, 04:10 PM
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I can hear my ears
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derp!
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12-06-2015, 06:04 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Evidently Brits condone molesting Pandas.
 Being an ex-lawyer he must have know it would be a valid defense. I wonder how many cases it took to set that precedent?
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