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Aliantha · 03-08-2012, 06:52 PM

I am so tired today it's not funny.

monster · 03-13-2012, 12:17 AM

Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it.

Don't:
take job hunting advice from the unemployed
Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts
Mental health advice from the nutters

glatt · 03-13-2012, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

take job hunting advice from the unemployed

This one I disagree with.

I've been in the same job for 20 years. I may seem like a good guy to get advice from, but I haven't actually landed a job in over 20 years. There would be few people worse than me at giving job hunting advice. The best people to get job hunting advice from would be people who change jobs every 2-3 years and have been doing it for a couple decades. They will be able to tell you how to play the game.

monster · 03-13-2012, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it.

Don't:
take job hunting advice from the unemployed
Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts
Mental health advice from the nutters

I missed the punchline which was:

and don't take weightloss advice from me

ah well. I can't even get humor right.

monster · 03-13-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

This one I disagree with.

I've been in the same job for 20 years. I may seem like a good guy to get advice from, but I haven't actually landed a job in over 20 years. There would be few people worse than me at giving job hunting advice. The best people to get job hunting advice from would be people who change jobs every 2-3 years and have been doing it for a couple decades. They will be able to tell you how to play the game.

as long as they're currently employed

I do agree. i was really being less than wholly serious, but failed at that too.

adding

Don't take humor advice from me, either......

infinite monkey · 03-13-2012, 11:48 AM

Don't tug on superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the cap off the old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with...monster

At least Google doesn't call you fat.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...099#post801099

monster · 03-13-2012, 11:50 AM

That's because google thinks I'm a middle-aged male nerd after a bimbo

infinite monkey · 03-13-2012, 11:53 AM

Why can't google imagine I'm a 22 year old supermodel with a great personality and my own animal sanctuary?

monster · 03-13-2012, 11:59 AM

because then all you'd need to buy would be monkey nuts and rubber boots.

Blueflare · 03-13-2012, 03:34 PM

I dread to think what Google must think of me.

monster · 03-13-2012, 03:45 PM

you can look it up. I think I used a link I found on facebook. You can change it if you want to. That's what you need to do IM (I just typed your old name there -for the umpteenth time....)-tell it you're a 22 year-old supermodel running an animal sanctuary and see what it comes up with.

maineiac04631 · 03-13-2012, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueflare

I dread to think what Google must think of me.

Google yourself and see what personal information comes up.

Blueflare · 03-14-2012, 08:33 AM

Fortunately no info comes up, apart from my Facebook profile which has next to nothing on it. But Google still has an opinion of me as a user based on what I search, what websites I go on, etc. I research a lot of really random things for the stories I write, which probably confuses it.

monster · 03-14-2012, 08:38 AM

Who google thinks you are

Apparently Google now thinks I'm an 18-24 year old female. That's quite a change.

Pamela, are you jealous of my transformation?

monster · 03-14-2012, 08:41 AM

....but why aren't I seeing ads full of hunky men? Explains all those shoe ads that have been popping up, though. Why would I want two pairs of shoes a month for $40? Are they insane?

.....Maybe I should go check my daughter's search history....

03-08-2012, 06:52 PM	#2851
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I am so tired today it's not funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-13-2012, 12:17 AM	#2852
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it. Don't: take job hunting advice from the unemployed Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts Mental health advice from the nutters __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-13-2012, 11:50 AM	#2857
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	That's because google thinks I'm a middle-aged male nerd after a bimbo __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-13-2012, 11:59 AM	#2859
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	because then all you'd need to buy would be monkey nuts and rubber boots. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-13-2012, 03:34 PM	#2860
Blueflare Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Suffolk, UK Posts: 130	I dread to think what Google must think of me. __________________ "Never trust quotes you find on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln

03-13-2012, 11:48 AM	#2856
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Don't tug on superman's cape Don't spit into the wind Don't pull the cap off the old lone ranger And you don't mess around with...monster At least Google doesn't call you fat. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...099#post801099

03-13-2012, 11:53 AM	#2858
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Why can't google imagine I'm a 22 year old supermodel with a great personality and my own animal sanctuary?

03-13-2012, 03:45 PM	#2861
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you can look it up. I think I used a link I found on facebook. You can change it if you want to. That's what you need to do IM (I just typed your old name there -for the umpteenth time....)-tell it you're a 22 year-old supermodel running an animal sanctuary and see what it comes up with. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-14-2012, 08:33 AM	#2863
Blueflare Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Suffolk, UK Posts: 130	Fortunately no info comes up, apart from my Facebook profile which has next to nothing on it. But Google still has an opinion of me as a user based on what I search, what websites I go on, etc. I research a lot of really random things for the stories I write, which probably confuses it. __________________ "Never trust quotes you find on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln

03-14-2012, 08:38 AM	#2864
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Who google thinks you are Apparently Google now thinks I'm an 18-24 year old female. That's quite a change. Pamela, are you jealous of my transformation? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-14-2012, 08:41 AM	#2865
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	....but why aren't I seeing ads full of hunky men? Explains all those shoe ads that have been popping up, though. Why would I want two pairs of shoes a month for $40? Are they insane? .....Maybe I should go check my daughter's search history.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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