What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 191

Griff · 09-22-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Check where you hid the body.

Yeah, sometimes you just forget to pull it out or you stick it in the dirt to clean it and leave it.

BigV · 09-22-2010, 08:46 PM

I have examined myself (being the only body I've made leak recently) thoroughly, and none of the recent (or ancient) wounds still held my knife. I'm so glad youse guys are looking out for me. Thanks!

Shawnee123 · 09-22-2010, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Yeah, sometimes you just forget to pull it out or you stick it in the dirt to clean it and leave it.

This was the first post I saw, on the top of the page, and I wondered who had a mildly irritated penis.

monster · 09-24-2010, 10:51 AM

I burned the roof of my mouth. I always burn the roof of my mouth when i have steamed eggs, but I don't know how -the damn things were virtually stone cold when I ate them.

classicman · 09-24-2010, 11:02 AM

Maybe it was the hash brownies you had on the side

monster · 09-24-2010, 11:05 AM

wolf · 09-25-2010, 08:43 PM

I've been teetering between amused and mildly irritated on this one.

The loading dock entrance of my apt has two 12 foot walls on either side of it.

errr.

Had.

I looked out my balcony this afternoon to see most of a wall and a pile of bricks and rubble. Actually, I looked out my balcony to see a police car parked right in front of my apt. As I was trying to figure out why the cop was parked in front of me rather than the front door, I found out.

According to the property manager, some moron with a rented truck had no clue how to drive the damn thing, drove into (not sure if they were backing up into the loading dock, or pulling out), but they demolished the front couple of feet of one of the walls.

Now, I happen to think this is as funny as hell, because it wasn't me that did it, however, it's quite irritating because the flat (no steps and closer to the parking lot) entry is going to be out of service while they pull down the remains of the wall and put the new wall (assuming they bother) in place.

I saw the folks that I presume are the white trash dumbasses that caused the damage ... with the loading dock out of commission they had to carry their furniture an extra 40-50 yards to where they were allowed to park the Ryder truck.

I occasionally worry about light planes and helicopters forgetting that there is a building in their way, never occurred to me to worry about a dumbass in a truck.

wolf · 09-25-2010, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I burned the roof of my mouth. I always burn the roof of my mouth when i have steamed eggs, but I don't know how -the damn things were virtually stone cold when I ate them.

Perhaps it was a chemical burn, then? Hot sauce, lye mixed into the salt, something like that.

DucksNuts · 09-26-2010, 06:41 AM

I am!!

Seriously.

sexobon · 09-26-2010, 07:06 AM

You're irritating yourself! What, are you like an oyster trying to get yourself to produce a pearl (of wisdom or something)?

casimendocina · 09-26-2010, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

this should do the trick

Nooooooooooooo! What about the stork? I never did believe that crap in "Where did I come from."

xoxoxoBruce · 09-26-2010, 10:15 AM

So after a long embarrassing explanation about human reproduction by your folks, you said, Joey came from Adelaide, where did I come from?

casimendocina · 09-29-2010, 09:16 AM

No need to ask that. I know the answer-Sydney!

casimendocina · 09-29-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

You're irritating yourself!

You've never experienced this? A quote that describes this feeling perfectly comes from a Colombian friend of mine:

"one of those days when not even you can put up with yourself."

xoxoxoBruce · 09-29-2010, 02:53 PM

Sure, but I can take off my pants and fix that.

09-22-2010, 08:46 PM	#2852
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I have examined myself (being the only body I've made leak recently) thoroughly, and none of the recent (or ancient) wounds still held my knife. I'm so glad youse guys are looking out for me. Thanks! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-24-2010, 10:51 AM	#2854
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I burned the roof of my mouth. I always burn the roof of my mouth when i have steamed eggs, but I don't know how -the damn things were virtually stone cold when I ate them. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-24-2010, 11:02 AM	#2855
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Maybe it was the hash brownies you had on the side __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-24-2010, 11:05 AM	#2856
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-25-2010, 08:43 PM	#2857
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've been teetering between amused and mildly irritated on this one. The loading dock entrance of my apt has two 12 foot walls on either side of it. errr. Had. I looked out my balcony this afternoon to see most of a wall and a pile of bricks and rubble. Actually, I looked out my balcony to see a police car parked right in front of my apt. As I was trying to figure out why the cop was parked in front of me rather than the front door, I found out. According to the property manager, some moron with a rented truck had no clue how to drive the damn thing, drove into (not sure if they were backing up into the loading dock, or pulling out), but they demolished the front couple of feet of one of the walls. Now, I happen to think this is as funny as hell, because it wasn't me that did it, however, it's quite irritating because the flat (no steps and closer to the parking lot) entry is going to be out of service while they pull down the remains of the wall and put the new wall (assuming they bother) in place. I saw the folks that I presume are the white trash dumbasses that caused the damage ... with the loading dock out of commission they had to carry their furniture an extra 40-50 yards to where they were allowed to park the Ryder truck. I occasionally worry about light planes and helicopters forgetting that there is a building in their way, never occurred to me to worry about a dumbass in a truck. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-26-2010, 06:41 AM	#2859
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I am!! Seriously.

09-26-2010, 07:06 AM	#2860
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	You're irritating yourself! What, are you like an oyster trying to get yourself to produce a pearl (of wisdom or something)?

09-26-2010, 10:15 AM	#2862
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So after a long embarrassing explanation about human reproduction by your folks, you said, Joey came from Adelaide, where did I come from? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-29-2010, 09:16 AM	#2863
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	No need to ask that. I know the answer-Sydney!

09-29-2010, 02:53 PM	#2865
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sure, but I can take off my pants and fix that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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