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09-03-2009, 07:55 AM
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The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
Doesn't this make him an indian giver?
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09-03-2009, 10:34 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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09-04-2009, 08:14 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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My native-american giver was waterboarded on 9/11 so I get a free pass. Carry on.
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09-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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(comment elicited a slight, under-the-breath chuckle at my desk)
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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09-04-2009, 02:29 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Kids these days. In my day we had to pay for a pass. And we liked it. </grumbles>
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09-04-2009, 02:50 PM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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AND we had to walk barefoot through the snow uphill both ways to get it.
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09-04-2009, 03:45 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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09-04-2009, 03:59 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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Lawn. Off. Now.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. |
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09-08-2009, 08:36 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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09-08-2009, 10:18 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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That was great.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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09-08-2009, 03:38 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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Classic, you forgot independently wealthy, bi-sexual, gourmet chef, who loves threesomes and is turned on by jobless men with beer guts who play video games all day.
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09-08-2009, 03:47 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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What's really funny about it:
Even with those crazy crazy grandiose things you men are asking for, you STILL have a better chance of finding one of those women than any woman has of finding that guy in the woman's poem.  Oh, I'm sorry, now who is the joke on? 
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09-08-2009, 03:51 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Personally, I already found the woman of my dreams and she is nothing short of amazing! No joke. <pbbbbllllltttttt>
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09-08-2009, 03:54 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Yeah, so?
What's that got to do with the price of eggs in the Cellar? 
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